This year’s nonsensical Frankencar is a paean to performance – performance of the sledgehammer variety, rather than the fairy dust type that’s epitomised by delicate playthings such as theThat said, with its track dayleaning but road-ready set-up, our car should be every bit as rewarding and precise to drive as it is desirable on the spec sheet alone. It has an atmospheric engine and one of the most feelsome EPAS systems around.
Our unholy creation looks epic and sounds even better – but alas could never actually exist. To create such an utterly perfect machine, you would need to spend £1.95 million on seven cars, then butcher them. Would it work in practice? Who truly knows? Probably best the Frankencar stays within these pages, as a product of our dreams and your nightmares.
Amazing I like it 👍
This is something I would drive.
Nice 🙂
The two carbon-emissions blow-holes in the rear really tie the whole climate crisis-denying monstrosity together. Bravo!
Looks like a Halfords Alfa
Since when BMW considered as 'the' ultimate driving machine? It's not even that good, let alone ultimate.
2 door Guilia 😍 utter filth