Third Desperate, Unsolicited Email To Tenuous Business Contact Should Do The Trick

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LACONIA, NH—Deciding that enough time had passed since sending her previous unanswered query, local woman Enid Calhoun reportedly sat down at her computer Thursday under the impression that a third desperate, unsolicited email to a tenuous business contact should do the trick. “Hi, just following up again,” wrote Calhoun, 28, adding that she hoped she wasn’t being “too pushy” in her third attempt in two weeks to get a response from the hiring manager she had spoken with once, in passing, in her entire life. “I realize how busy you are, so if it’s easier, maybe we can sit down over coffee near your office. You can reach me by phone, text, or email at any time (repasting again below in case you lost them). Hope to hear from you soon! Thanks so much!” At press time, Calhoun had convinced herself that the manager was on vacation and planned to send him a fourth email in another week in the unlikely event he didn’t get back to her first.

 

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When I got my 7th unsolicted email from a staffing agency rep after I told them 4 times I was not interested over a half year, I called the office and asked for a manager. Can't imagine what that convo was like but the emails stopped lol

Now I really want to start replying to these emails with a link to this article.

She must live with 3 🐱 🐱 🐱's.

DanJBroadley Hi there mediapressoffice.com, I just wanted to follow up on my three previous emails to check whether you would like to write a 600-word article for our magazine? Many thanks!

People who can’t take 5 seconds to respond to an email are the scum of the earth. Sorry I bothered you Johnny Businessman.

No I mean, I SAW your email, I just don't give a shit about it.

Pummel them with emails.

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