lol
I hear good things about Hydroxy Chloriquine and Provasic
Are you guys going to make YouTube videos again?
LEGIT did not think this was satire. Too close to home.
It's got Electrolytes!
Something tells me this isn't fake news
Legit isn't this where the whole hydroxychloroquine thing came from?
🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😊😊😶😶😐😐😢😢😩😩
I sometimes wonder what house he’d be in at Hogwarts
YGalanter Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction is regulated by what is possible. Truth is not. M. Twain
You are in trouble finding jokes :)
Oh god what if it turns out he’s invested in a pharmeceutical company or some shit and he’s holding out cure research until one is made so he can mass produce it and sell it at an overinflated price?
'If Rudolf can project light, than why not the rest of us? I ask you, dear CDC gentles, please peruse my portfolio for this.'
Pretty much this.
.realDonaldTrump VaginaNeck
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Trump declares K-Pop Stans and TikTokers terrorist organizations
*side effects* Turns face orange and could lead to megalomania. Long term issues include authoritarianism, kleptocracy and senility.
Seen at the Trump Rally
Onion or reality strikes again
Just listed: 20 premium lots with views of the SW garden all located on the upper west side. Act quickly. Can build up to a 225 sq ft tent. HOA and security fees charged monthly. visitChop
jonsknowsnothin Lol
Don’t give him ideas.
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So the cure is McDonald's?
GLew1970 What
Can treason and fascism treat COVID-19?
Damn, you are supposed to report FUNNY FAKE news, not harsh reality!
political_scott Are we sure this is satire?
Truth over facts
this doesn't pass the smell test at all
Getting harder to make satire these past 4 years.
Com'on 🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
Golfing, how about that? Let's look into that, we'll see what happens.
Next up: “Trump Follows Advice of CDC Research”
Life imitates art.
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Funny, but also possibly true...and if true, no longer funny.
you guys discretely stopped being satire
This Is why I'm Trump 2020! Yeah, we've got thousands dead due to his lack of competence but this is some epic level business savvy. This guy has taught me so much. I mean, I'm in prison for sexually assaulting my daughter and like 20 other women but the ratings were yuge
I wouldn't be surprised if this was real
This seems like fakenews to me and I will be reporting it to our presidents office.
What about poor people's investment portfolios?
Impeccable
nb4 this actually happens
See the joke is it’s The Onion.
Alright, had to double check if it was The Onion or not. Thank god
He’s looking for his next bankruptcy
I want to die
Finally