ATLANTA—Further escalating tensions with the mayors of his state, Georgia governor Brian Kemp reportedly pushed against calls for more coronavirus restrictions Wednesday by moving all government business to a packed indoor pool.
“In order to fight the gross government overreach of these so-called protective measures, we will be holding all budget, infrastructure, and judiciary meetings in a 25-meter indoor pool that’s absolutely crammed with swimmers,” said Kemp who addressed the press while treading water, adding that there will be a total ban on masks and reporters would only be allowed to ask questions if they hopped into the pool.
Onion writer has another wet dream. TheOnionSucks
Are his young interns required to wear bikinis? Is the communal glass for water or Kool Aid? Defending 'liberty' in an aquatic way.
boog17
'Brian Kemp takes his talents of pissing on opposing political opinions to the pool.'
'Brian Kemp refuses to let go of the side without his water wings.'
'Brian Kemp refuses to do flip turn to avoid being seen as bipartisan.'
'Georgia's Governor, Brian Kemp (R), dips his 'boiled nuts' in the pool.'
The only thing missing is a big enough toster.
That is a fake image :v
i'd hate to be the hair-strainer for that pool. i mean. ew.
Why isnt nancy pelosi in that pool?
Now that’s a Bay of Pigs.
csd Talk about a cesspool! 🙄
'Did the water just get warm here?'
me irl
What, no Jerry Falwell?
“This is a real game changer.”
can they swim