A Super Nova more like it!
A blackhole in the accounts eh?, that explains the incredible density of their cheesecake as they serve you an infinitesimally small slice but you cant eat it all as you feel too bloated..
Don't worry - it's probably a Labour deficit caused by Labour's global financial crisis
Should have filled the hole with lots and lots of jam and cream its a basic rule of cake making!
Wow oh that was a metaphor darn.
doughnut accounting *rimshot*
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