E3 Shocker: Nintendo Has Announced That ‘Breath Of The Wild 2’ Will Get Back To The Company’s Roots And Be A Vacuum

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We’ve seen a wave of shocking announcements and amazing reveals at this year’s all-digital E3, but Nintendo just dropped a bomb that blows everything else out of the water. Breath Of The Wild 2 is finally here, gamers, and it’s embracing the legendary company’s roots by being a vacuum cleaner.

We’ve seen a wave of shocking announcements and amazing reveals at this year’s all-digital E3, but Nintendo just dropped a bomb that blows everything else out of the water.is finally here, gamers, and it’s embracing the legendary company’s roots by being a vacuum cleaner.

completely changed our idea of what a Zelda game could be, so when series director Hidemaro Fujibayashi first revealed that his team would be “looking back at the glory days of Nintendo for inspiration,” we had no idea what to expect. Needless to say, we were blown away when today’s Nintendo Direct showed Fujibayashi sucking cat hair off his bed, cleaning his tabletops, and using the attachable extender tube to reach all the way under his living room couch, all set to a typically lush orchestral score.Breath Of The Wild

’s non-linear storytelling. We were most excited to see that the durability system is gone, replaced by settings for both carpet and hardwood floors. That’s an upgrade in our book!Breath Of The Wild 2 vacuum is still a Nintendo product. It features the company’s signature craftsmanship and tight controls, perfect for cleaning those hard-to-reach spaces and getting even the most embedded crumbs and debris out of your carpet. Even cooler is how this vacuum beautifully harkens back to Nintendo’s golden era of vacuum and instant rice manufacturing in the

 

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ferryman5000

imuhhcaptain

i cant wait to be sucked into a new experience

DomLauricella

Oh gee that sure blows! 🤣

Not a deck of cards?

Good application since their games suck so much.

For those who don't get the reference:

the long awaited Chiritorie reboot

well that sucks

Oo game idea. Roomba simulator - you control a Roomba that vacuums a house. Except it’s controlling a real Roomba in someone’s house.

That sucks

'Huh huh, I get it; because they suck and/or blow,' said a Sony console elitist at press time. No further comments could be made that the time as PSN was hacked yet again. Xbox was having server issues at press time and was unable to attend.

this game really sucks

lit

Now they have really won E3!

Nintendo will probably be the first to bring gamified robots that play around our houses,

There you have your idea for a Roomba mod video, SimoneGiertz.

The Legend of Zelda 2: Link's Adventure to Get a Vacuum at Target

At least you don't need a switch for it

honestly wont be surprised if it ends up being real

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