NORMANDY PARK, WA—In a stunning display of managerial skill that had sources speculating about the heights he would reach in the world of multinational commerce, a precocious 5-year-old was on Wednesday already holding long, pointless meetings with his stuffed animals.
Sources further confirmed that on multiple occasions, the boy modulated his voice to ask a question as one of the female elephant attending the meeting before cutting her off and repeating a less coherent version of the same idea as though he himself had just thought of it, showing off his preternatural gifts for micromanagement and wasting his subordinates’ time as he distributed crayon-drawn pictures of his vague future expectations for playtime that he had already voiced numerous times...
like father like son
'Okay somebody crapped their pants literally and as CEO I can't take the fall for this. Elmo you're going to have to take the L again.'
NerdPyle cmfinlan ..
Not a duck in sight 🙁
That kids a hack, he said synergy 3 times.
lowgrady
But is he offering coffee & donuts? ☕🍩
Does he at least serve animal crackers?
Those are called BORED meetings.
good job son, that’sa boy
Future senior executive 👨💼