April Fools’ from Your Favorite Tech Company

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“We’ve been tracking your online search history since 2000. Pranked!”

Here at Wevvy, we like to have a little fun with our April Fools’ pranks, and this year is no exception. After all, what’s more charming than a few goofs from a multitrillion-dollar tech conglomerate with products that touch every aspect of your life? Listed below are just a few of the zany, harmless practical jokes that we have in store. As always, we’d love to hear your feedback—just speak anywhere near a Wevvy-enabled object.

O.K., you got us—we’re doing some crank-calling. With Wevvy’s revolutionary Internet-dialling service, it should take us only a few clicks to call every number ever. “Hello, is your refrigerator running . . . our latest software? Well, then, you’d better get it updated!” Ha! We’re so proud of our on-demand “organic” produce-delivery service, WevvySnack. And we’re even prouder of our plan to cover every single one of those sweet fruits in a layer of incredibly painful ghost-pepper powder. Zowie!

We’re going to T.P. a house! Well, many houses. Every house in Nebraska. With our fleet of drones. Hilarious!

 

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