Spooky
I'll take 10.
That fucking rocks! Thanks for that!
Five, Patagonias to survive!
😂
I’ll take 5 puuuuuullleeeeeease 🤣
Lol, that is disgusting, but I love it.
I was actually just thinking yesterday about how billionaire leather is the most luxurious leather of them all.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T REAL
That explains the slime.
jonjones y'all.
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You put just that on with nothing else at all and stare at yourself in a full length mirror and say 'I'd fuck me'
You’ll look really slick in that
Buy one for all your maga coworkers.
I'm from the Patagonia (Argentina) and I was so confused when I read this, even more when I realized it was in english. Then I calmed down when I saw it was from the Onion.
I'd buy 2, but pre-order like 250.
Disgusting Imagine having to be in close contact with an oil CEO all day, how awful
This is a billion dollar idea. 🚀🚀🚀
based
Sounds like a Winner 2 Me
Slippery and itchy. 🤢
dibs on aubrey mcclendon