So let's talk about Alissa Heinerscheid, Budweiser's VP of Marketing. She's having a rough few weeks, right? She hired female impersonator Dylan Mulvaney to sell beer when she should have listened to me and hired this guy. But with Jared. But if by some chance, you're not caught up. It started April 1st after Mulvaney, a.k.a. PeeWee, Herman announced a partnership with Bud Light, who had a can made with Dylan's picture on it.
People haven't been this disgusted by an ad since O.J. endorsed steak knives. So 5 billion lost. How do you like them adams apples? This never happened to Spuds Mackenzie, and Spud was played by a female dog. So he's actually Bud Light's first transgender spokesman or spokeswoman, technically a spokes****. The difference between spuds and Dylan – Spuds had a black eye, but Mulvaney gave the brand a black eye and Spuds was lovable.
So her job was to what? Put the brand out of its misery like a horse with a broken leg. Mission accomplished, Secretariat. Well, at least one Clydesdale still has a job. But she also said this. The new approach – alienate. Alienate those very fratty people from buying her product. Mission accomplished again. Bud Light could have put out a statement saying some cans were tainted with monkeypox and they wouldn't have lost this much money. Instead, they found a joker who wears sports bras in bubble baths. I'm sorry. Frat boys hardly ever wear sports bras in the tub, even when I offer them an extra 20 bucks.
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greggutfeld Looks like Budweiser's stock dipped for a couple of days but it's already rebounding. Meanwhile, Republicans are still stewing in their transphobic outrage. Gutfeld is a scourge. Stop listening to lowlifes.
greggutfeld hey goofball, this makes no sense
greggutfeld “News” channels should learn how to spell
greggutfeld And news stations should think before they lie to their viewers like you did in the dominion case. Got an extra 2 billion set aside for the lawsuit?
greggutfeld This is all over a drag guy drinking a bud lite?
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greggutfeld Yea! Who cares about the marginalized and oppressed! Don’t you DARE hurt our feewings!!!!! Because we’ll cancel you even though we claim to be all about dat Freedom!
greggutfeld someone’s getting canned (pun intended)
greggutfeld Jesus Christ … it’s just beer. Drink it, don’t drink it. You don’t need to be assholes about it.
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