an interview with NBC Sports Philadelphia published Tuesday"Trade speculation, you know, casual Sixers fans, they'll trade me for a Crumbl Cookie," Harris."But at the end of the day, they have to realize you're not getting a 6-foot-nine forward back who can, you know, damn near shoot 40 percent from three, guard other teams' best player, shoot, post-up, drive, play 70-plus games a year.
Fast forward a few hours and Crumbl Cookies was making its offer to Philadelphia: a free cookie for everyone, but only if Harris stays with the Sixers.