spoke for all of us, telling cast members turned exes Lindsay Hubbard and Carl Radke, “I want to say on behalf of America, I am so glad you’re not getting married.” Asknow, after spending all summer alternating between planning their wedding and screaming at each other so loud that their neighbors filed noise complaints, Hubbard and Radke called off their engagement in the tense season finale.
Getting married on TV used to be the biggest, starriest accomplishment for a Bravo reality-TV star. Over the years, we’ve watched Housewife after Housewife grit their teeth through absolutely horrendous relationships just to get to wear a white dress on TV on Instagram, and Hubbard retaliated with an ad deal for Cheez-It Snap’d. They are both, it’s safe to assume, getting paid.