Meet the Only Sustainable Clothing Company That Upcycles Your Old Clothes and Sells Them Back to You

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In newyorkerhumor, meet the only sustainable clothing company that upcycles your old clothes and sells them back to you.

Introducing YourGarment®, a sustainable clothing company that operates on the principle of E.F.W.B.

Step one: Your wardrobe begins transforming into YourGarment® the moment you pack your gently worn clothes into our branded, microchipped bags and #DumpThemInALandfill. Step three: We dissolve the synthetic fabric of your non-sustainable clothes in a vat of mildly toxic waste, transforming them into ash and returning them to the dirt of Mommy Earth. Then, we build YourGarment® from the ground up, thread by organic-cotton thread. Feeling sexy yet? #SexUpYourPlanet

Step five: To insure that this process does not result in your clothing being unwearable around your pets, each new item is given to a domesticated dog, whose reaction is studied. If the dog rejects the piece, then so do we. Only the best for you and your dogs! #PuppiesForThePlanet #StrongerTogether #OnlyTheStrongSurvive

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