😳
Haha... FacebookGotNoGame ...
I thought this was NEW news, when I heard about it on TWiT what feels like months ago.
At Facebook HQ...
Lmfao send Facebook your noods
Facebook is a joke
Yeah, to bad facebook can’t do the same and not promote a massacre...
What could go wrong!?
They announced this a year ago.
PurgeGlobalists Report the truth for a change.....
Facebook: Send Nudes
Cambridge Pornalitica
Send them to me. I’m way more trustworthy than Facebook
Oh wow.
Facebook porn evaluation office
Fat chance. No trust. Stupid idea.
Ha!
'here let me give Facebook the exact photo I don't ever wan't shared!' What could go wrong!
What could go wrong?!
LLOOOLLLLL
Sure, we have given Facebook all of our personal information, and insight into our daily lives, our DMs and now let's also send them nudes. Anyone stupid enough to still use Facebook deserves what is coming to them.
Mine is a big file, just say’n
What could go wrong with this
Facial recognition to Facebook has a different meaning
ho- lee-shit.
I get that this is kind of hilarious, but if it weren’t for constant data breaches, this would be a really good idea
Dm
Deja vue all over again ?
Here’s a novel idea for the 21st Century. DON’T DO ANY PORN! Who in their right mind takes nudes that go beyond your control almost immediately?
Did they really just ask for people’s nudes? They’ve lost there minds.
Please proactively provide your own black mail material to Facebook.
Wonder what Facebook will decide to do about being a haven for mass murder streams...
Same - just send me your nudes and I will be extremely proactive with them.
Alternatively, I also promise not to widely distribute any nudes I find in my DMs.
Good idea!
Jebus why would you ever trust Facebook with provocative photos? Horrible idea.
From the same company that lets other platforms pay for access to your DMs.
Everyone send me your nudes. That way if someone else sends me a nude picture of you, I'll know not to repost it.
Thought this was a joke. Wait until some idiot sends child porn and Zuckerberg does hard time.
Ummmm
Dear Youtube. I lost 20 pounds. Do i have to send you my nudes again or can your alghorithm work on this? Also. From how many angles do you need my dickpics? Are Closeups sufficient? How close?
Nope.
Oh god. facebook a whole new level of fuckery is going to begin 😂😂😂
If twitter didn't ban the realalexjones you might have learned this new 2 years ago. StaleNewsIsFakeNews notNEW
Zuckerberg the only fuckin guy in the world to watch a portrayal of himself like in the Social Network and think, 'how can I be just like that, only worse'
Why get blackmailed by an angry ex when you can get blackmailed by a giant corporation that certainly wants to act in your best interests, and not it’s own 🙄
um...this isn't okay for a variety of reasons. No way do I want some random dude from facebook in charge of my nudes (if i had any). What if someone under age sends one in?
No Facebook employee has ever interacted with other human beings.
I get the feeling we're going to see arrests st Google over child porn.
What could possibly go wrong?
This is Facebook version of S2R
When Twitter does something entirely stupid. Facebook goes all in on being Stupider!
Sounds a lot like something scientology does...Tell them your secrets & they extort you later.
Facebook just came out with the slickest “u up?” ever.
Genius! Why didn't I think of this?!
Right. So now Facebook can bribe you directly.
Director of the Facebook photo privacy dept
Yes, just volunteer all your sensitive media to this very trustworthy tech giant 🙄 🤮 🤮 😤
Yes because multiple data breaches and giving pictures to a group that’s had them is TOTALLY a good idea
resume submissions just tripled
FB: 'If you send us the nudes first, you won't have to worry about them getting out'
'More widely' meaning beyond a bunch of hard-up, propeller head Facebook employees. Lord knows those guys aren't going to pass those pics around...
So you're saying Facebook is building the largest database of revenge porn on the planet? Is that the takeaway?
“Send me a nude so I can prevent it from getting shared”
So zuck wants free porn?
Lol is this a joke?
Didn't they announce this ages ago?
Facebook keeps them all to themselves for Basement BeatFest 2k20
Sure! “We just don’t want it to get shared more widely!”
send me your nudies, please!
Facebook's new porn vetting staff:
You can also send your “sensitive” pictures to me, and I’ll make sure no one shares them. DM’s are open.
this is the worst send nudes meme i've ever seen
So Facebook is basically becoming the guys that work at the Best Buy Geek Squad?
Hi there, Facebook. I'm a consumer and privacy lawyer. I love your new idea! When this stockpile of your customers' compromising photos—that you solicited—inevitably gets leaked via data breach or employee malfeasance, I look forward to meeting you. Just thought I'd say hi. ❤️
Lol
How the hell is this even close to a good idea.
Why are yall posting infowars reports 2 years later?!? 🤣 This is why MSM outlets want competition, especially AlexJones & infowars banned, Because they bring you next years news today. In this case tho it took 2 years... better late than never 😋
LOL Zuck thinks we’re dumb. Dude’s just trying to build the world’s largest stash of nudes. Hey man, shoot your shot but doubt anyone is falling for this
Infowars reported this in 2017
Do they have a plan to stop users from using Facebook Live while they shoot unarmed people?
I offer the same service, no dudes please. $fb
How is this news they announced it last year
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard....
The employee who is responsible for this new program is stunned his weird idea actually is being implemented.
🤔
Wonder what the job description looks like for the person in charge of “proactively” looking at the nudes in order to block them? Can I apply?
Zuck is just trolling everyone at this point
There’s a very simple way to not have revenge porn of you on the internet. Don’t take nude photos or videos. It’s really that simple.
So Facebook execs figured out a way to expand their private porn stash.
Ugh. Nope. Hard pass
Facebook is so lame.
Great idea!
LOLZ
oh gosh interesting
This isn't the first time they've asked for nudes. WTF?
it's becoming a swamp for the wrong things/ occurrences. time to drain it. Time for tougher Oversight...!
facebook REMOVE ANY AND ALL SEX, NUDES from your platform. PERVERSIONS a thing of the past!
The Zuck wants to collect your home porn.
lmao
Fb is dead
How soon until politicians are doing this to hide their dirty secrets?
May I apply to be a semantics and linguistic detective? New jobs for translators worldwide. Yassss!
😂😂😂
If, however, they released a software tool you could DOWNLOAD that would process a photo on your own PC, and generate the metrics used to compare photos (like a hash) show you the metrics to prove they are not the photo, and let you send that... maybe.
'OFFICIAL BROADCAST PARTNER OF WHITE SUPREMACIST LIVE TERRORIST ATTACKS' Congratulations Facebook.
Siri, show me the worst idea.
Wait, what?
So the logic is ‘send us nudes, then we recognize those nudes, then we can stop the nudes from spreading—if we don’t get hacked and everything moves smoothly’
So let me get this straight. You upload your lewd photo to Facebook so that if that photo gets uploaded to Facebook by someone else it'll never get posted. Doesn't this assume the tremendous trust required on the part of Facebook, a company that no rational person should trust?
So facebook is telling people to send them dirty pictures of themselves so they can prevent the same photo from being shared, because Facebook has proven to be the best steward for that data? Um, anyone who does that is a fool.
So wait did I process that headline correctly, Facebook is suggesting a potential victim of revenge porn should share, preemptively, said porn so they can be what exactly, on the look out for it? Grrrrr now I have to read this
'Provide a photo proactively'...dude y'all have have 9 data breaches. Deleting FBook months ago was a good decision.
'Remarkably, the company outlined an 'emergency option to provide a photo proactively to Facebook, so it never gets shared on our platforms in the first place,' Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT
LOL share your nudes with facebook to keep them private
“Send nudes”
😂 “Share it with us so that it remains private” Sure 👍🏻
Because Facebook has such an outstanding history of protecting peoples data.
23andme tactics
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