Trump Forced To Take On Second Job As CVS Cashier In Order To Pay Down Business Debts

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CVS has higher standards than trump.

Maybe that money should go to the $16.1 trillion national debt instead

Mayor Goldie Wilson to run for president in 2020

Handing customers receipts longer than his ties.

👍😉😮

A CVS spokeswoman said: ‘In today’s tight labor market we can’t afford to be too picky.’

Elchato_the1 the more you know

Lead by example. Can't wait to see how the country pays down the debt. Another job or tax payer tax subsidy. Maybe we can trade a state we don't need. Something in the middle of the country that requires a lot of work to get too.

But making slow progress because giving out correct change is really hard and the difference comes out of his paycheck.

Word is he's already embezzled a couple of mil.

Advice from DaveRamsey?

Coincidentally CVS will stop providing free flu shots.

best president

Word is CVS has been doing great

CVS managers are too smart to hire him.

NYCJT2

Nope..he would work a deal, get someone to work for him. Less hrs. Make.more money..get insurance coverage and then buy the company. DUDE DONT WORK.

realDonaldTrump

Unqualified illiterate

claebooski771

He lies that it’s Walgreens.

The name tag really seals it

SNL sold open next week: Donald reading a CVS receipt

'I owned the Miss Teen USA pageant and believe me when I say your daughter could have been a winner.' 'We don't carry condoms that fit me, but these'll fit you.' 'I've lost more money in a day than your loser of a husband will make in a lifetime.'

Wall Drug might be a better fit.

'Welcome to Costco. I love you.'

This is sad. His sons should have helped.

And I bet he’d be a polite, happy, helpful CVS cashier.

He keeps asking people for their ID when they try to make a cash purchase on a box Kashi.

This is a terrific photoshop job, to whoever did it :)

realDonaldTrump sir u r an inspirations to us all

Check the register - he’s pocketing everything

too late.

Would you like a bag with that?

Making Trump relatable to the working class to own the conservatives.

In unrelated news offices were the target of rogue Al Queda sleeper cell intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles. The Pentagon is investigating a number of possible Justic Dept employees for leaking the 'small arms.'

I don't know which is the least likely part of this work of fiction, the notion of Trump getting a job as a cashier or Trump actually attempting to pay his business debts. I mean, the guy used to brag about filing bankruptcy in order to get out of paying.

Dips Into Till. Gets Caught. Jailed.

I think he just did that in order to steal job to some immigrant.

Denies stealing microwavable hamburgers, accusing security cameras catching him of being part of 'Fake News' conspiracy.

'I'd like to speak to the manager please.'

Imagine all those mile-long CVS reciepts with redactions lol.

And he gets the CVS employee discount! Lucky stiff...

CVS must not run background checks.

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME CVS WOULD HIRE HIM

realDonaldTrump: 'Gatorade, gum, and a Snickers? $200, please.'

Trump: 'Where's your shopping ID? You can't shop without an ID. No one buys milk without an ID.'

A-Hole in aisle 7!

He's never had a first job.

Yes, because

He couldn't even do that properly.

You'll see that NO-ONE can be a cashier like him. They won't fuck up as bad.

Intresting

Employment offer was revoked after a secondary review of qualifications.

he wouldn't last a second lmao

They clearly haven't called his references

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