Millennials are waiting for the government to insure 12 months of maternity leave - for both parents - and a 24x7 nanny to raise their kids while they go about their lives.
This is the plot of the Outer Worlds
Grownups don’t need parental leave. They support themselves via a spouse’s income and savings. Grow up, kiddos, and pay your own bills.
Times are funny.
Well... the USA doesn’t guarantee maternity leave. You’re dependent on your employer if they provide it. So in a way... yeah!
Yeah, I'll order mine from Amazon!
mommaleeleej ha
“Labeled satire”
Godm damn I basically live every work-related Onion article. Can't wait for tomorrow's Halloween one which is literally going to apply to my job
Stick to sports
Fck kids. They eat too much. Need $ for more apps.
Always the best social commentary!
You act like this is satire.