It’s 3pm at a strip show and the MC, a man with the energy of four breakfast radio DJs, says “Melbourne make some noise.”A handful of us are pressed against a barrier, clapping a woman who just stuffed a three-foot balloon down her throat. It just disappeared down her gullet and is now presumably entangled in her lower intestines like one of those seabirds that has swallowed a plastic bag.“It’s 3pm on a weekday, and you’re here!” he says.
i would go for the vibrating bed and the bearded pole dancer. very funny
You missed a few tokens next to your drag queen Baphomet...
Giant dildos? Vibrating beds? Sounds like the realDonaldTrump WhiteHouse
Nothing like liberal debauchery
Behold, post-Christian Britain! May it sink into the Channel.
Sounds like the House of Commons