Onion why did you write about me
vander_iam I feel attacked
I hope he sent it to the OLD 🌎 🧀 SHOP!!!
I feel like this every time I send one.
Nailed it!
Stay on unemployment as long as possible.
Eh, companies constantly hit “publish” on pretty horrifying job descriptions, and job application sites.
I feel attacked!
ksleezy
He looks so hopeful. Sigh.
“Profishent in microsoft X-Sell”
Its funny because companies don't read online applications!!! Right?
Post the resume...
That is something I have a lot of experience with :(
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
This one makes me incredibly sad
I can't remember where have I seen this before...🤔
'15 years experience as Full-time manager of kitchen, monitor the hand washing of dishes, and dry them when Mom hands them to me'
Dear Mark, [INSERT RESPONSE] Thank you.
Love to bake bread So ovensly Neading a k of flower with dear mug of diary some droplets from a happy bird shape the food into a third
Any chance is still better than no chance.
FB_FilmAnalysis
They probably pay shit and have no benefits, a shitty schedule and a terrible work environment so they shouldn't be one to talk. Let's all settle for each other.
Sadly, he also sent a copy to the White House, and he's now heading the Coronavirus Task Force.
I feel attacked. I applied for a job the other day and I got a rejection email in 5 minutes.
You were confident and then got hit in the face with a watermelon.
Stop 😭
Dear leader applying for second term.
Tollison_Leigh
You said this interview was off the record. I OPENED UP TO YOU AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!
CallyElkin
This was me applying to NASA
Companies should not be the ones to talk. We have to press send to thousands of the worst job offers ever seen
I resemble this remark
Hey, that's me!
'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -- Wayne Gretzky' -- Michael Scott.
Personal Interests and Hobbies: Yes.
He’s cute and likely has low self-esteem now. He single? thirsty
Too real
It only happened to me twice Onion. Please don’t ridicule me
Same
irony a misjudgment of times-to-be, thugnant presence doubles patience present in the present. donaldglover Lyrical hesitance: :)
Looks so proud of himself.
Been there, done that
Worth a shot lol
Me af
That took guts we need guts your hiered
Lol...
Cutting a little too close to the bone, .
He'll get it. He has a penis.
so me right now.
This is how I felt when I applied to graduate school
JeremyTBerry, is it me or does that guy look like you?
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