returning to normal.”.
returning to normal.”
RogersParkMan So --- there's no Mars?
Hossellman
“Makes” sense.
The Federal Reserve has discovered the vaccine for the market. Also known as a printing press.
HydrochloroQuine .. :p
I thought this account was suppose to be satire.
Onion implying there will not be any vaccine?
Mars skeptic? she doesnt believe in Mars' existence?
oh, :(
Honestly cannot tell what's the Onion anymore. They have too much competition
I'm selling a vaccine, 1 dollar each, it might smell like heroine but we all need one in times like this
Dear god....
frog
is this true?
poggers
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