MIDDLETON, WI—Having completed what it set out to do when it launched its line of dolls 35 years ago, American Girl announced Monday it had halted all production and shuttered its retail locations after determining it had done all the types of girls.
American girl, an Irish girl. Hell, we even did a boy.” At press time, a spokesperson for American Girl declined comment when it was brought to their attention that the company had never made an overweight girl doll.
Because the types are finite after all, right? 😂
I just got married, same thing.
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Wait! They can't be finished. They haven't created one modeled after me yet.
When you say, doing all the types of girls….
What quitters. Did they even try to do the boys who are girls? What about the girls who are boys?
Nice wording Raj… BigBangTheory
finally, no woman
Guy who did all the guys makeupaguy
Same
AGirlsPod you see this 😂😂
This is a weirdly written post
Never did the 2010’s manic pixie dream girl!!!
“Doing” as in…?
What more is there beyond “hungry” and “sad”
I’m still waiting for my lesbian paraplegic indigenous American Girl doll to arrive 😍 finally rounding out my set
Did they do the Failed Entrepreneur girl?
where’s the 2021 edition Covid-denying nurse doll whose parents just died of covid
I’m glad Tom Petty never saw this day.
Wow did the liberal’s “cancel” her for being Too American
theyrecovered I didn't think that there was a limit to the type of girls in existence, but okay.
The Charlie Sheen of businesses.
“If any additional types of girls were to come to our attention, we might reconsider our decision, but honestly, we seem to have it covered. We did a Jewish girl, a Korean American girl, an Irish girl. Hell, we even did a boy.”
horse, corporate, and default