Ruprecht begs to differ.
Luckily, his business doesn't require depth of field...
Coldhands2 Michael Cohen isn’t adapting to prison very well....
He's here to do some business with that big eyepatch on his eye
His business is pirating movies.
a likely story
Oh that's just jack with half his vision blocked so not to see nazis on twitter.
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BB gun convention?
michaelpoley ArielZengotita CurseYouLullaby
Michael Cohens limited view of his escape plan.
Man holds an R rating with the Better Business Bureau.
well,
He looks like the love child of Michael Cohen and Jack Dorsey
Scissor race
I've heard that one before! This man is a stone-cold killer! Look at those lifeless eyes..... uh, I mean eye! He's obviously a contract killer out of Detroit! Of course, he could just be an Amway salesman, that drunkenly poked his eye out with a salad fork!
I knew this day would come... I mean, thanks for letting me know.
John wick, suburban edition
Black marks on wholesale
Nathan Fielder wearing a Michael Cohen disguise.
And business is good.
whatthesean 🤣😂
Could get ugly.
He visto tipos como este antes. cuando hacen la transición entre espacios interiores y exteriores, cambian el parche al otro ojo. nunca te metas con un hombre que está dispuesto a intercambiar la percepción de profundidad por una mejor habilidad con poca luz.
'Business'
Punished PackBenPack
Michael cohen tryna get back in the game
How’d they have a picture of Michael Cohen in disguise out of prison 9 years ago?
I didn't see the article but it's from 2010 so he's probably been in town for a while I suppose.
I'd make friends with him. We could plunder booty and look for treasure.
Pirate convention keynote speaker
This is a nice store you have. It would be a real shame if something were to happen to it.
This man isn't having it....
OneEyedJedi what did you do?