Brexiteers will say it is the ultimate in"project fear", but it's claimed the nation could be caught short by a scarcity of toilet roll after the UK leaves the European Union.
The closet fears emerged after an MP, Plaid Cymru's Jonathan Edwards, asked a government minister for details on how long stocks of toilet paper will last after a no-deal Brexit.
Utter bullshit, pardon the pun.
Load of 💩
Remainers are getting desperate
Could!!!! Exactly it also may not wipe out stocks!!!!!
Then I'll shit in the shower
Not surprised, most of the paper has been used for the polished turd deals
Aaarrrhhhhhh!!!!!! PANIC!!!!!
Andrexit
Another story that’s full of shit
PHIL_BERT
KathyELStephen We’ve got the Sun, Express and Mail 😂
Do what ER do...use a dock leaf! 🤐
Don’t worry... when your socks run out that’s when you need to panic!
Isnt this better for the environment anyway, extinction rebellion will be happy
RemainerNow I wouldn’t normally share this with everyone but I’m reading this headline on the toilet having just completed an after work dump and it reminded me that I ran out of paper yesterday. I looked around, saw the empty tube and just said “fuck”. I’m now at a loss for what to do...
Oh 💩
What a load of old turd! Any excuse to put price up and increase profits !
Won't matter cos according to you we won't have food to eat post brexit therefore less shit paper needed!
So much for a clean brexit. It’s going to be very messy.
RemainerNow Use lotahs
You should report news not left wing lies
Mine says made in Leicester 😂
Oh 💩
Daily Mirror or the Guardian can substitute.
I think Americans will sell you tp.
What will they come out with next this shit is getting beyond a joke
Plenty of arse wipes in parliament...
RemainerNow At last a use for the Sun and Daily Mail
Ok, so far this week we’ve been warned of an increase in dogging, limited supplies of foreign jizz at sperm banks and the need to use less paper to wipe our arses. 👍
Ok sky news obviously running low on actual news
More desperate scaremongering from Sky News! In this case absolute shit reporting!!
Tomorrow's headline... Sky bosses worried incase people see through yet another bullshit story and cancel subscriptions due to Brexit
Shit
People are actually getting paid to write this stuff
We can always go back to newspaper.😭😭😭😭
That's really shit news
It looks like I'm going to have to start buying the Daily Mirror.
On the bright side it'll be e the first newspaper I've bought in 15 years
Yet more project fear. Remainers are getting more worried the closer we get to flushing the EU down the pan. NoDealIsTheOnlyDeal BrexitNow IBackBoris
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Again with the word could. Jeez... 😑😑😑😑
Plenty in Costco.....
So what years ago we used tissue which oranges were wrapped in !!
I strongly believe that you have ran out of actual things you could insight fear for, lack of swimwear toilet paper... what's next is leaving the eu going to bring the UK a lack of air or maybe sunlight? Main stream media is now a terror cell doing all it can to Insight fear
Can’t paper over the cracks now!
Brexshit
Nooooooo this sounds like a load of shit to me.
What a joke this article is no one believes this ProjectFear BS
Theres always the crap rags (newspapers)
How the mighty have fallen 😂😂😂
Nigel60007 Better start asking my mother to keep her copies of the Daily Mail. I knew they would come in useful for something 🚽
Jeez...sky plumbing new depths of idiocy .
Seriously!! Why are you reporting such rubbish. You want to be looked upon as a responsible midia and you do this... Unbelievable. Getting very concerned about sky's reporting!!
This is simply untrue. Tissue paper is imported in bulk from diverse places such as China. Shipments are scheduled months in advance. Shipments will carry on the only change will be duty paid. In this case the current duty is zero and that will continue. No duty no delay SKY BS
More fake news from fake sky news
This 'story' Sums up your channel
Think you guys being full of shit would make a dent in it anyway.
More sh*te from Sky News!
There is always newspapers to do that job....
RemainerNow Ironic that the UK might have to import bidets from the EU 💩😱 johnnyrsj
Regardless of being remain or leave, this sorts of daft headlines lead to panic. How is this even news?
Why on Earth can't Britain manufacture its own loo rolls? With all the unemployment there must be loads of opportunities to locally producing toilet paper and other products.
Aggghhhh quick lets all rush to the super market and panic buy. stockpilelooroll.
OH Noooo! What will we use to wipe up all the bullshit from Sky News .
What a load of shit !
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Sack the editor!
This article is flushing, sorry I mean fishing surely?
Sales of the Guardian would go through the roof.
Project fear gets desperate GetBrexitGone
Laughable Desperate WEAK
remoanerinchief finally has lost the plot. Whoever decided to publish this needs medical help.
Go to Costco. You’ll be good
Excellent. The youth will get to experience what it’s like living under Socialism
They hope for panic buying to increase profits
Oh please! like the UK cannot make its own tissue papers...the scare mongering must stop.
We're up Shit Creek
We've wasted a decades supply on remainer tears.
No shit !
Honestly they'll try there best to stop no deal 😂😂
This is why we need The Daily Mail.
sky news is really on the skids now
Sales of the Guardian will sky rocket
No bog roll lol just use a copy of DailyMailUK Or my old SkyUK contract...prob solved lol
You're full of S**t!😂
Time to use the Roman method...a brush...
it'll keep the tree huggers happy then !
More crap from Sly News. Uks biggest brand Andrex is manufactured in UK. Stop telling lies.
F f s
Or: Brexit “could” increase the UK’s toilet paper stocks.
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Another Day of Anti Brexit Get Boris reporting from SKY.
Sh*t happens
After reading the comments here, I would have to say the information from Skynews actually is important. The toilet paper is just one example, reality is that this Brexit situation will have a huge impact for many businesses in the UK in the long run
The shits got real, literally
You peeps will learn to use water which is hygienically cleaner than paper 🤣😎
Could again.ill have to start buying the daily mirror to wipe my arse on
Is this a parody account
Could
That’s shit
Will it wipe out grap news ?
Oh S**T 💩
Hahaha. You are beyond a joke Sky.
Could always use the printed version of the Benn Act.
Luckily selling bog roll is my job 👍🏻😂
No Shit!
This has gone too far now, I will no tolerate losing my toilet paper stock it's all I've got left
Shit happens
lohtazindabad !!
Brexit ?
Good grief your hysteria is just comical. I stopped watching your dreadful channel months ago, after watching every day for 15 years. I’ll not be returning.
annus horribilis
Finally found a use for my sky magazine.
It's ok remoaners are already shitting themselves.
Aww ffs! Will it ever end? Funny how all of these dramatic events don’t seem to happen in non-EU countries.
You been talking crap for over 4 years sky! Now you at the lowest point possible!
Sly News strikes again
Bit Distracting from all the extra homeless people it will make. oh and the folk who can’t get medical supplies will die too. Oh and the folk who will starve to death.
Could or will? Sky’s agenda is very clear.
Bull shit
Here you go...
That's just shit
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I thought we were all going to starve to death after Brexit anyway. 🤷♂️
This is nonsense. Have you fact checked what % of UK toilet rolls are imported ?
Toilet paper is manufactured in the fact Man city’s Francis Lee had a toilet manufacturing business up north.Not sure if he still has the biz.Stop scaremongering.
Well done sky news, I see there are no other important things going on in London today, or across the country for that matter! 😳🙄
I find the Daily Mail to be quite soft and absorbent.
About time Izal made a comeback.
Quick everyone run to the channel and swim south for your lives. Britain is about to be overrun by shitty bums.
More potty talk from Sly News
I like how this article was supposed to generate a few comical toilet puns, but instead the usual sad case leavers and remainers have to be a victim as always. Boo hooing about this bias that bias. Why don’t you all just fuck off? Both sides are as thick as pig shit
What a load of Clingon propaganda
So... leaving the EU means that the UK will have to find sustainable local produce instead of importing from all over the globe through the EU. Is that not more environmentally friendly?
😂
SLYnews the mouthpiece of the Loony Left
Idiots
There’s that word again ‘could’! Let’s all rush to Tesco (other supermarkets are available) and stock up like we’re expecting a zombie apocalypse!
Omg Now we’ve truly heard it all 😂 💩
And what arsehole has dreamed up this chapter of project fear? Must be a real loo-natic remain follower.
Good. Then people can installed hand sprays for toilet cleanliness to wash the anus clean, a far better process than simply smearing pooh around with paper.
I actually said out loud the words 'oh for fuck sake' reading this headline.
lol; who is it behind the scenes that is turning Sky News into the Daily Star/Sunday Sport? It’s literally disappearing down the toilet....
corrupt news and propaganda
What is scary, is not that we COULD run out of toilet roll, or we COULD run out fresh air with a no deal brexit, it's the fact that someone gets paid to put these stories together slynews FakeNewsMedia biased negative Brexit LeaveMeansLeave
Sky. You are like the little boy that cried wolf. No one believes you.
Stop this nonsense. Nothing more likely to create panic buying by morons than rubbish like this
People used to use oyster shells and corn cobs, we can go back to using those
What a load of shit ..!! See what i did there . ?
And
Now that is serious.!
You're a laughing stock
talking through it’s arse again 🇪🇺🔚
Omg, if only we'd known 3 years ago. Hold another referendum, once the British public realise that their bums will be smelly and unwiped, we're bound to stay in the eu dictatorship. Losing sovereignty and living under foreign rule is a small price to pay for bottom security
How do non-EU countries ever cope?.
“Clearly flushed” 😆
Before or after ww3! The other day you reported a potential rise in dogging in Kent due to Brexit Get a grip will you!
You’ll be grand, you always have the Telegraph and the Sun.
I can’t believe that anyone can really believe we will run out of anything? Can you imagine all the entrepreneurs and business people now just sitting waiting for a shortage of something? Those gaps if any will be filled within a matter of hours if there’s a few quid in it.
The media must have loads of it .......
There’s always a puppy near by you could wipe your backside with.
3 shells 🐚
I smell shite ! 🤔
If in the loo there’s no paper, behind the bowl there’s a scraper. If the scraper can’t be found then wipe your backside along the ground.
What a load of sh
Now this is getting to the desperation stage
Sly News talking shit as usual
Who's old enough to remember this from school 😅 don't worry, we're covered 😉
Ffs
It’s better than getting a bum deal with the EU.
Sky Views (News is a misnomer). Oh please do shut up with project fear, nobody believes you. You only show what a faux news service you really are.
Back to good old hard 1950s toilet paper? TakeBackControl
Fingers, soap and water it is then😂
Give it a fucking rest sky, it's getting boring now
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Seems like bullshit to me 😂
This the best you got PATHETIC..
Sky News talking sh1t once again ramping up the fear
What a load of crap
Why does this article even exist. There's so many better things we can talk about
If we run out, we'll be okay, we have TheDailyMail TheSun TheStar and plenty of others to use.
Bidet it is then 😀👍
Here man quit with all this bollocks....
Can we make a list of the drivell this comedy outfit has said will not be available ? Every day there is,something new
Could
Ffs 😂
Jesus, the barrel has been well and truly scraped.
stop using the word COULD because equally so it may NOT happen they are NOT saying WILL happen you SKY are the scaremongers by reporting this
I just love scaremongering. Are you on the corrupt EuropeUnion payroll by any chance.
wtf 🤷♂️
More verbal diarrhoea from SkyNews BorisJohnson brexitparty_uk Nigel_Farage piersmorgan Conservatives
Is this feed an Advent Calendar? Daily bullshit.
That won’t matter, we’ll just use our hands like the disgusting ‘peaceful ones’ do.
Peak sly news.
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Ffs Sky.Scaremongering daily. Give it a rest.
You running out of ideas to try and scare people about no deal Brexit . Try again 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧nodealbrexit.
Looks like we are in the shit big time!
Definitely time to unfollow sky news. They are turning into channel 4. Embarrassing.
This is a real bull shit story.
Could ? Might ? Maybe ? CONJECTURE!!!!
We can use Labour manifestos instead
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Ofcom this is getting a bit ridiculous now guys. The standard of this news agency is the lowest of the low and deserves to be looked at about its biased reporting. Scare tactics to the UK people should never be allowed to emerge on MSM
Trash reporting!
This country’s on its arse !!!!
you're shitting me
Cool story bro
more bias crap from
That's why God gave us newspapers. guardian Independent DailyMailUK Daily_Express TheSun
Shit happens 😂😂😂
Utter rubbish what next! The world will end, bloody sick of these stupid scare stories, here’s a fact the EU bloody army! What do you think about that! Oh joswinson links to EU funds investigate that, bloody MSM is totally Pro EU, anti Britain 🇬🇧 BritishIndependance
Turn it in will ya🙄🙄😂😂😂
Sky just hit panic mode 😂😂😂
We’re doomed 🤣
Sky news finally scraping the bottom now
Its gunna get tough for you newsreaders at Sky to not scratch your ring whilst live
I hope that a “no-deal” Brexit wipes out Sky News! You wouldn’t be missed
We can just use our blue passports instead
PLEASE STOP WRITING THIS RUBBISH! you’re the laughing stock of UK
If only it threatened broadcasters.....
iitsonlyagame Go into any Turkish run retailer and you’ll find them stacked to the ceiling. Never going to run out.
lacted whole populations can die of buttrot! TP is a tactical strategic weapon !
Reading your news seems to me that you will need tons of toilet paper
The fear monger of brexit shit never end, even with the toilet paper.
Haha what crap !
Primark sock sales will go out the roof. fuckingdivs
Soapy water never hurt
I got a stack of Man Utd match day programs my tenant left behind...
Don't talk shite.
Just use the Guardian
I use baby wipes, I suppose I’ll be alright. 😂
Thats one way to get the flagging newspaper sales up again. only thing they are good for. Recycling too. win win..
Could no deal take out sky’s satellites, please god 🙏
No wonder sly is panicking this time because they are full of s**t with their ‘news’ Sly - first for faking news!
Now, this is serious! 🙄
We had the same during the miners strike - the UK coped then and will do so again
Wow! Your really in bottom of the barrel overdrive with the scare mongering. Roll on the fallout show on 1st Nov..
No shit.
Finally a use for the guardian print edition.
Project Fear is really digging deep - what rubbish
Peddling shit as usual Sky
Don't worry we used to use newspaper the Daily Mirror always came in handy
Bottom of the barrel now guys.
Any more Project Fear stories? It seems you're ramping up on them these past couple of days. Mens swimming trunks. Toilet roll. Anything else?
Better stock up then my dog has the solution drag your ass across the floor
Just shut up and do it.
What a load of shit
Back to cutting up newspapers then.
You mean to say the Brits are incapable of organizing a toilet paper stockpile? Should I be bringing my own when travelling?
You people are a circus