Fashion Industry Declares Hottest Spring Look Is Upbeat Attitude

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NEW YORK—Calling the cheery new mindset the must-have accessory of the season, top designers from Dior, Versace, Chanel, and dozens of other premier fashion houses agreed this week that this spring’s hottest style trend is an upbeat attitude matched with effortless enthusiasm and a positive inner glow that radiates from within. “Right now, the fashion world’s most influential trendsetters are all sporting a bubbly demeanor that’s equal parts chirpy optimism and buoyant confidence—it’s a vivacious and good-natured temperament that can be seen on every runway from London to Paris to Milan,” said Vogue editor Anna Wintour, noting that the spunky, can-do positivity was already beginning to dominate billboards and magazine spreads, and that pleasant, worry-free countenances and beaming, self-assured smiles could be seen in every haute couture atelier, boutique fashion shop, and high-end designer store along Seventh Avenue. “Forget about shoes, forget about clothes, forget about makeup; the only thing you want to be seen with this season is a joyful, outgoing posture and a big toothy grin that says, ‘I’m fully content with who I am and I want to bring heartfelt warmth and joy to other people.’ I for one won’t go anywhere right now without a cheerful twinkle in my eye and a skip in my step. Nothing could be more ‘in.’” Though Wintour predicted that a sunny attitude would remain in style through the end of the spring season, she noted that she was already predicting a return to traditional masked insecurity and self-destructive narcissism for fall.

NEW YORK—Calling the cheery new mindset the must-have accessory of the season, top designers from Dior, Versace, Chanel, and dozens of other premier fashion houses agreed this week that this spring’s hottest style trend is an upbeat attitude matched with effortless enthusiasm and a positive inner glow that radiates from within.

“Right now, the fashion world’s most influential trendsetters are all sporting a bubbly demeanor that’s equal parts chirpy optimism and buoyant confidence—it’s a vivacious and good-natured temperament that can be seen on every runway from London to Paris to Milan,” saideditor Anna Wintour, noting that the spunky, can-do positivity was already beginning to dominate billboards and magazine spreads, and that pleasant, worry-free countenances and beaming, self-assured smiles could be seen in every...

 

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I almost forgot that this was The Onion for a sec 💀

好吧

Ugh!

get yours bg

Mine shrank in the wash.

Related: Fashion Designers Declare 'Upbeat Attitude' Not Within Marketable Budgets

like, i coulda swore i thought it was fake when i saw she was smiling

also don't forget to smile!

In a close second was the down trodden old folk look.

You're doing cosmic work here you glorious pieces of shit.

BIG facts here

Who’s gonna tell them they tweeted it twice...

How much they charging for that rip off?

And boobs

Bring back heroin chic already. I long for teenage years nostalgia.

A smile is always the most appropriate accessory.

Better than any fashion show I've ever seen. 🤷‍♀️

Why does this look like a Barbie version of Stevie from Schitt's Creek

Stupid

When you think your post is such a banger you have to post it twice

OkeyDokey! 🦄

That will go nicely with wearing your emotions on your sleeve

theGregJohnson FYI

It won't sell 🤷

The Onion telling us to smile more

Say that to my face

The fashion industry and their unrealistic beauty standards.

Imma try my best.😔

You're never fully dressed without a smile.

“And we’ll overcharge you for it!”

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