ATLANTA—Protesting what they view as glaring hypocrisy, employees at Liberty Point Insurance said they were disheartened Thursday to learn that despite its repeated claims that they were one big family, the company they work for nonetheless objected to them bathing together.
“Well, I suppose all that talk about how we’re this tight-knit unit was just so much corporate lip service—otherwise, why would they tell us we can’t lather up and scrub off the dirt with our coworkers?” said adjuster Derek Hanson, who confirmed he felt betrayed by the new position on bathing and, along with other employees, asked how else the company’s phrase “We’re all one family” was supposed to be interpreted.
Damnit, another fine American tradition, destroyed by COVID-19
Sodapoppintv why does this look like you in the thumbnail?
Management into cost savings but savings on water bill is where they draw the line
Two things wrong: not a business and never a family.
I love the adverb 'Supposedly' - it adds flavor and spin. Just like air quotes.
Why does it look like he just got jizzed on by a horse?
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Apart from parents bathing their children who are too young to do it themselves, WTF kind of family bathes together? That's weird AF. 🤮
My biggest aspiration as an actor is to be in an onion stock footage photo
“So, no niknik either!?”
Can’t wait for the assault cases. :(
But at least go to the toilet together
Saw the photo before the tweet and thought it was going to be a very different story
Must be a white family thing. No wonder legs are never washed.
jedimarkus77
Bathing as a corporation is what ChickfilA does when they're closed on Sundays.