Going-Out-Of-Business Sign Thanks Neighborhood For 3 Months Of No Support Whatsoever

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INDIANAPOLIS—Shuttering its doors after an unprofitable 12 weeks in business, local coffee shop Crossroads Café offered a heartfelt goodbye to the community this week with a large going-out-of-business sign thanking residents for their total lack of support. “Although we’re sad to be leaving, the whole team at…

INDIANAPOLIS—Shuttering its doors after an unprofitable 12 weeks in business, local coffee shop Crossroads Café offered a heartfelt goodbye to the community this week with a large going-out-of-business sign thanking residents for their total lack of support.

“Although we’re sad to be leaving, the whole team at Crossroads Café owes a huge debt of gratitude to our customers for only peeking in, ignoring our daily fresh baked goods, not showing up to any of our live events, and just generally being uncaring pricks,” read the emphatic, hand-lettered poster prominently displayed in the window of the now-defunct storefront. “Having to make rent and payroll with barely $100 in sales is an experience we’ll never forget.

 

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Don't worry I'm sure the next big brained individual will come along and open their sandwich shop next, they'll probably be more popular right

Appreciate the alt text.

If only they had gone with 'burnt coffee roast' setting. That seems to work.

It's just missing a jab at Biden.

Local community bands together in light of closing, files a dozen false complaints contending OSHA violations “Sonzabitch had it comin’.” -Local resident who enjoys tent vacations in lumber section of Home Depot

It seems like they poured their heart into the business and no matter what they did, the public didn't respond. Maybe wrong neighborhood/location? Best of wishes in their future endeavors!

Woops...

no wonder they went out of business with that kind of attitude!

run_dmk that is some fucking Carol's Caper Aesthetics And Vape Shop shot right there. 🤣

at least the peekers will see this

Idk this looks like a real sign lol

This isn't just parody lol

Going out with a bang

Followed by “Nobody want to work” with the shitty wage we pay you

If this actually a for real thing I gotta imagine some of this attitude was present in their daily operations

The note is the cherry on top.

My business, Jewel Thieves, Strong Arm Robbery & ID Theft, is experiencing difficult times: I can barely support the insurance on the yacht, 7 whores (medical insurance, perfume; shoes) and changing cars every 12 weeks. The PPP loans are gone & last week, we only got 29 Rolexes!

Blame, blame, blame.

akachela akachela Did the Stickylips guy write this note?

Location location location

This is funny, but I've also seen signs like this

I believe “couldn’t give a shit” is better grammar.

Don’t forget to blame the current President on your shitty business model

cunty female handwriting

If they sold only salt they'd be on top. Sounds like there was no shortage of it.

Next, we'll try a skateboarding supply store in a gated retirement village.

well, you can't force people to buy something...

dr5bludgeoning Oh man. The açaí bowl joint shut down after 10 years, _right_ when I had just decided to get around to trying them...

Entitled 'R' Us?

*couldn’t give a ****

There was a punk record store in Evanston, IL and when I went there the first time there was a note on the door that read (paraphrasing from memory): WE ARE PERMANENTLY CLOSED. THANKS FOR NEVER SHOPPING HERE EVER!!! The 'ever' was underlined as I recall.

'nobody wants to work anymore!'

I would make the same sign but bigger

Could 'not' give a shit... No wonder they went belly up!

mmm perfect, Onion!

See, with an attitude like that, it's a wonder they didn't succeed

No problem…happy to help

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