GRAHAM, WA—In a feverish statement that captured their excitement and adoration, the nation’s logging industry announced Thursday that they “just can’t fucking get enough” of logs. “We stand before you today to let it be known that we love logs. We love them deeply and completely.
A list of our interests starts and ends with the word ‘logs.’ We wake up each morning champing at the bit to chop more logs, and every second we’re not spending in a lumberyard, a forest, or the woods is a second wasted. We love how logs smell, we love how they feel, we love their shape, and we just can’t contain ourselves when we’re moving a log around with a logging crane. Logs in the morning, logs at night, and in between? Logs.
get em before dey all are charcoal
Hahaha it's like, that's all they care about lol!
Big parsnips this year, huh.
It's log, it's log. It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log. It's better than bad. It's good!
LOGS
It gives them good wood.
Funny nobody in the comments so far saw the word 'of'.
Big Pencils trending.
As a person that used to be a manager at a sawmill: Fuck logs.
Better than bad, it's good!
Stop those 'm.......ers' from destroying our forests
No one is planting them anymore 🙈
Those monsters. LumberTrading is this true?
the amazon rainforest has plenty
I have reported this post for using foul language. I would expect better from a news organization.
6:31 PM · 3 окт. 2021 г.·Sprout Social
Understandable