Johnson & Johnson plans to break up into two companies, splitting off the $15-billion-a-year division that sells Band-Aid bandages, Tylenol medicines and Johnson’s Baby Powder in a shift
indicating justwill separate its high-margin but risky prescription-drugs and medical-devices business from its storied but slower-growing consumer group, creating two publicly traded companies.
Which one Johnson
Someone's seeing the great Mega Corporations break up coming. Facebook is just trying the waters with Meta
1. Johnson and 2. Johnson
Guess they want Band-Aid & Tylenol to be unaffected by the eventual backlash from the vax. Blame it on the branched off company, keeping your golden goose products and top board members from litigation, and keep doing business as usual
Which reminds me of
I'm so glad I got Pfizer. How data from J&J is so disappointing, guess it fucked up their whole company lol.
Getting ready to duck those lawsuits I see you J&J
“Johnson or Johnson”
They should call each company Johnson.
Penis & Penis
Born to split
How many times do you have to fail, and be sued before they can legal just close a business, J & J shouldn't be allowed to make anything for the public.
I use Johnson & Johnson oil.
I still use their baby shampoo. JNJNews
Are they going to call one Meta?
The larger entity will become Big Johnson and the other Small Johnson.
They expect no naming problems as there are so many words for Johnson.
So like Twix then … will they both be called “Johnson”? … might be awkward ( that names been used for other things, just sayin )
John's son and Johnson.
This what you gotta do wen u give people cancer i guess 🤷♂️
SnehalataPatil4
Convenient timing
thats gunnu be confusing having two companies named johnson
They are trying to pit us against each other like Left and Right Twix!!!
Johnson calling Johnson 😆
It will be called Johnson OTC and Johnson Rx
Two Johnson descendants should fight to death over the name
Why does that name just come across like a DP porno? Johnson and Johnson.
Do we call this part of brand strategy or?
Still the two best Johnson’s.
And what about air fresheners…
Sooo...they're gonna be Johnson🏫 (and) Johnson?🏭
Johnson 1st and Johnson 2nd
Man just relax . Everyone thought of the same joke jesus ok got it
They should call one company Johnson and the other one Johnson.
Interesting...
Corruption
Doing this to save face and avoid massive bankruptcy when COVID shots are deemed pointless next year
Johnson and Paulson
The type of moves you make when you know your corporation is sitting on some dirty dirty secrets and has blood on their hands but knowingly keeps silent on the data because profits lives and we must have quarterly improvements or life is a failure.
Handing out the JJ if anyone dares to Jab
So Johnson and Johnson then
Less lawsuits
I see we all thought of the same joke
Will each be named Johnson?
How would you tell them apart if they're both named Johnson?
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Company 1 is called Johnson, Company 2 is called & Johnson.
John Johnson, new president of Johnson, today announced that Jonathan Johnson would be named president of Johnson 2. talk about a mouthful of Johnson!
They’re already distinct legal entities. This is designed to stop the litigation bleed & protect shareholders.✌🏼
Johnson & Johnson Johnson and Johnson
Great now we get to have 2 shitty companies instead of one
So now it will be “Johnson” and “Johnson”…
Apparently, Parent company will be named Meta & Johnson. They will continue working on facial products.
Damage control from lawsuits once the side effects kick in. Pharma side going bankrupt.
Diversification era is over?
Let’s just call it J&J 🤔
Will one be Johnson and the other one Johnson?
am i gonna need to board up my windows!
They’re making so much money off of the “vaccine” that they have to split into two different companies to avoid taxes.
Protection for bankruptcy
Would be great if one was called ‘Johnson’ while the other was called ‘Johnson’
Are the two companies going to be Johnson and Johnson?
Let me guess. One will be called Johnson and the other… Johnson?
😡It's what you do when you owe consumers BILLIONS in class action lawsuits for marketing a cancerous, dangerous and defective product (baby powder & shower 2 shower) specifically to minority pop in US, and that stuff is STILL ON THE SHELVES? --
Proctor and Gamble should buy the consumer business.
So Johnson&Johnson will split into…Johnson and Johnson?