First of all, you should know I worked a lot of jobs. Like, a lot. I grew up in Texas, where you can start working pretty early, and so I started looking at 15. I really wanted to work and earn my own money, but my options weren’t great. I didn’t want to work for some corporation, though I did do a very short stint as a Walmart greeter. That’s a whole other story.
Really I just wanted a job so badly that I thought, I’ll do whatever, I don’t even care what I do. So I applied and ended up at a corn dog stand.