BELLEVUE, WA—Calling the actor “a perfect fit” for the cell phone carrier’s brand, T-Mobile announced Thursday that they had acquired Ryan Reynolds’ Mint Mobile in an effort to make their company more annoying.
35 billion came after years of customers asking the company to become more irritating. “We wanted T-Mobile to be a brand that doesn’t just feel annoying, but feels like it’s proud to be annoying. We want our customers to feel a sense of exasperation so deep they feel physically ill. We want you to feel the acid in your throats. We want you to see our commercials and then destroy your TVs in a rage. People have always hated us. Now, we’re thrilled to be even worse.
TMobile will now charge you $1000 per month.
can you imagine RyanRenolds being the customer support for this 'acquisition' I'd pay to see that!
VancityReynolds would never
I feel like Ryan Reynolds wrote this himself
I guess footballs are hotter than cell phones?
I can't imagine them being MORE annoying. The satire is too real.
I mean, I was cranky enough when they bought the previous cellphone company I was a customer of(Sprint). What length do folks need to go to in order to avoid suddenly being forced to deal with T-Mobile instead of the company they wanted to do business with? Comedy's True.
So it's not just me...
I mean this isn’t gonna end well for us customers
mission accomplished 😆👍
$FUBO $TMUS $SPY
what, you don’t like things going well for this guy