INDIANAPOLIS—Hopeful the new location would soon help the number of cases skyrocket, judges from the U.S. Court of Appeals confirmed Thursday that they had opened an appellate court across the street from a regular U.S. District Court to drum up business.
“It’s perfect—people will be coming out after their court date thinking ‘Huh, I should appeal,’ and wham—there we are,” said circuit judge Brenda Foley, who anticipated the court’s strategic location, along with a clerk standing outside in a Statue of Liberty costume twirling a corrugated plastic sign, would bring in hundreds of new defendants looking to appeal the verdict of their lost fraud, medical malpractice, or homicide trials.
Cannibalism is unlawful...
Rudy G.: That's handy!
Nextdoor : Food Court.
It was well known that The People’s Court had a very strict no receipt, no refund policy.
Do they have a Sbarro though?
It should open a 'pop up' branch in front of the White House.
very appealing design
Very modern building for a court lol
Brb gonna appeal my terrorism charges
Just a quick chopper ride across the street
KuzorLose lmao
I'm sorry, this is in bad taste. I'm usually a fan of The Onion, but this is terrible, unfollowing.
Supreme Food Court allegedly has a Sbarro AND a Chipotle.
Genius!