Dad Returns From Business Trip With Exotic Gifts From Idaho

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ATHENS, GA—Following a business trip to the distant and mysterious land of Idaho, area sales representative Gary Chichester has returned home from the three-day sojourn bearing exotic gifts for his family, sources confirmed Sunday. “Behold, a lord’s ransom in magnificent spoils!” said the 43-year-old merchant traveler, presenting his wife with a delicate ceramic mug bearing the legend “Idaho: The Gem State,” a receptacle of the kind used for the consumption of coffee by inhabitants of the remote and alluring region. “And for you, my dearest children, these finely woven cotton vestments emblazoned with arcane Idahoan markings and with colorful etchings of an edible garden vegetable known to natives there as a ‘potato.’” Chichester then reportedly proceeded to uncork a vial of Crazy Rick’s Idaho Hot Sauce, a spiced distillation of the purest jalapeño and vinegar rarely attainable outside the Boise Airport.

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At least he returned

Mr. Potatohead

A clock that runs on a potato.

Look kids I brought you back a couple of new MOMS.

No, that's the story he told, but the exotic gifts dad brought home from Idaho was really a sack of potatoes he picked up from the grocery store after spending the weekend at the motel by the highway with Ida, the ho. All the men in town travelled to Ida the ho.

😂😹😂😹😹

Idaho is basically Asgard.

True

A Vandal’s T-Shirt!

Mom is discreetly happy.

I daho? No, u do ho. I’m in third grade

We have the best stuff here! idahospuds ! No I'm not talking potatoes

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

you had me at the first two words

Thank You for the Lockets, Daddy......But Where's Mommy? Grandma Said She Went With YOU on This Trip.

Everything from Idaho is exotic

The potato key chain.

My dad went on a trip once to a faraway place and brought me this hat with a cute butterfly on it that I loved. Only years later did I notice that the lettering on it said 'West Virginia'

Cyan_Eve

The e in potatoes stands for exotic.

This was my childhood...my did literally travelled to Idaho when I was younger and brought me this back as well as several other Idaho knick knacks.

I was going to say potatoes but you guys beat me to it.

At least they have a dad.

'This is a special 'experimenting' potato. With a jar, water, and three toothpicks, prepare ro be amazed!!😀'

😆

Dildos?

Could be worse. Trip could have been to Utah.

SPUDS FOR ALL

Idaho is so much more than potatoes we also have meth

kathrynjensn

OMG POTATOES!!!!!!

Look what dad brought me a loaded baked potato yay!

I wish my dad would return from 7-11... he doesn’t even need to give me a exotic gift... I just want my dad to return.

twitchytails

They’re called Spud Bars. Have some damn respect.

This is SO something that could happen with my kids!!

MichelleyM

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