Okay then. Here we go. Make way for ducklings! Aww, snuggle, snuggle! Hope you enjoyed this one, because an innocent man just had his right hand lopped off. He’s screaming and just evacuated his bowels.“Baa! My name is Frances and I’m as soft and fluffy as a cloud!” There goes his other hand. Chopped clean off. He’s lost a lot of blood and is in shock now. Going to keep clicking?Cutie-pie alert! Rick has a family, you know.
Do you want to continue?AdvertisementYou’re a real cold bastard, aren’t you? Well, here it is, a picture of a baby donkey nuzzling its mother. It’s cute, yes, but is the fleeting sense of satisfaction it gives you worth the lasting disfigurement of our finance director, Rick? We just cut off his left ear.
All the way
he is having a bad day
No regrets.
small price to pay for adorable photos of baby farm animals.
Great start to the day, sorry about your director. Totally worth it.
NEVER
K but where's the downside?
ClayWendler
Out of material, Onion?
What’s the catch?🤔
Y’all just don’t give a fuck lately!!! Will you marry me?
Thirteen pictures is not enough! Hire more directors!
Trump is looking cute
Hey, , you ok? It’s alright to ask for help.
Oh my. A cop with big ears.
As long as I live the pain will not end
Pigs feet in brine. Yummy.
MOAR PICTURES!!!
These are trick questions, right?
Is the finance director alive to begin with.
No regrets
This was great!
I read through the comments and am okay with clicking that dude’s appendages off.
Depends... How good is your finance director?
what about screenshots
Where’s ma baby?
I'll let it stop when people buy my product.
Who even has 13 appendages these days?
'Rick passed out, but we revived him' ruined it, is he passed out or dead? If he's just passed out you don't have to revive him, dummies.
The last pic is adorable
Shades of Stanley Milgram..OMG
The hardest choices require the strongest finance directors.
I love this. The ending was really funny
I'm old enough to remember National Lampoon's version, 'Buy this magazine or we'll kill this dog.'
lucky
Those ears would look good in my dogs mouth.
Finance director, you say?