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Encouraging Report Finds Polar Bears Evolving Aerospace Engineering Skills Necessary To Escape Overheating Planet

 

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ElectaDraper hi!

I can't believe there are actually good news too these days. Thanks, Onion.

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own paws

After seeing the ad on your site, I might ask about the article. I didn't see it

The visual of the polar bear astronauts is a nice touch.

Dark side of the moon: negative 100+ degrees below zero. White fur coat, priceless!

Totally Kerbal.

Nice

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TAKE US WITH YOU

I can’t get over this picture

Jayt0626

Yeah, but their space station designs are ridiculously optimistic about advances in solar power technology in the next 20 years. 👎

Not like we didn’t see this coming.

I just noticed his little glasses!

Take me with you, polar bears!

Sometimes I think we should let another species take over. We could help guide its evolution and then quietly die off. 😂

They got 5G

They should team up with the dolphins.

Is this the same polar bear that apologized for being white?

take me with you! we say but they are smarter than us, and leave us to die in our own waste

So long! And thanks for all the fishes

Hahahaha probably better chances then our world leaders!

I am that polar bear I'm learning French to escape America. 😭

I.e. The Onion is completely out of creative ideas, now just mailing it in

Great now bears are smarter than us too

Good

Big if true.

we need to stop them the polar bears are taking out jobs

We don't have to worry about climate change anymore.

Exseallent

They should just start living inside freeze.

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