Country Time CEO Unsure If Company Supposed To Be Racist Or Not

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CHICAGO, IL—Admitting that they had made no significant progress in understanding where they stood in the present climate, Country Time CEO Howard Worth told reporters Thursday that he was unsure if his company was supposed to be racist or not. “Certainly, it seems like the name Country Time is idealizing some long lost past of rural America, but as far as we can see it isn’t explicitly related to the antebellum South or anything racial,” said Worth, stressing that that the difficulties were only compounded by Country Time’s lack of a clear mascot or vintage advertising spots to go off. “There’s nothing linking lemons or wooden stands to white supremacy, right? Or are there? Is the fact that we sponsored NASCAR something—I think that’d be straining things, but maybe I’m wrong? Christ, we’re completely lost here.” At press time, the CEO issued an apology after noticing the swastika and burning cross hidden in the Country Time logo.\n

CHICAGO, IL—Admitting that they had made no significant progress in understanding where they stood in the present climate, Country Time CEO Howard Worth told reporters Thursday that he was unsure if his company was supposed to be racist or not.

“Certainly, it seems like the name Country Time is idealizing some long lost past of rural America, but as far as we can see it isn’t explicitly related to the antebellum South or anything racial,” said Worth, stressing that that the difficulties were only compounded by Country Time’s lack of a clear mascot or vintage advertising spots to go off.

 

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lsimonis Should they change it in executive time?

Making diabetics since 1975.

Only on Fridays

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Don't worry. I'm sure the far left will let you know & The Onion will report it as 'news' before going back to their mmorps where they can continue pretending to be a person of importance. TheOnionSucks

doesn't hurt to try.

Country Time only cares about two colors. The Yellow and the Green. Also the pink. They’re huge horn dogs.

'Black lives matter, we think?'

When life gives you lemons... start a race war? :')

LMAO because everyone who lives in the country is racist. I get it!!

Don’t ruin them for me

All that I’m saying is that when life hands you racism, definitely don’t make racismade.

Did anyone already say it If not I'd like to be the first one - Onion I thought you were supposed to be satire. I feel so proud of myself now.!!

To be fair, it doesn’t specify which time zone and which country they’re referring to.

Not.

They can't even figure out if they are lemonade or not

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