BROOKLINE, MA—Without so much as glancing at the seasonal store’s wide selection of other Halloween-themed merchandise, all-business 34-year-old Brian Aubin reportedly strode right past several aisles of costumes and accessories Friday and beelined it straight for the Pinhead masks.
“That guy wasn’t fucking around—he was there for one reason and one reason only, and that was to get himself a Pinhead mask,” said fellow customer Emily Nassif, adding that when an employee asked the grown man if he needed help finding anything else, the straight-faced Aubin simply and purposefully pointed to the latex mask made famous by theand Freddy Krueger masks or the big barrel of plastic scythes next to him, not that he would have cared if he did.
going up to the cashier
What a great personality. I believed in INTERESTMINERS .CC and it paid off. For a start i had cold feet but presently my 6 months experience with you have brushed me up to be a beleiver.
I saw it from far away and I thought it was fat Eminem
where's M. Night's mask? since he has been directing reality lately.
Fullmetalpenny
Nice choice.
I mean, isn't the best headline 'Pro-Sex Corset Seller' it honestly doesn't matter what you follow that with.
Now that's scary
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