It’s been a while since the United States went around buying up bits of the world, and with US president Donald Trump’s ambition to own Greenland seemingly thwarted, there are some alternative purchases that a discerning buyer might consider if they want to obtain a lot of land in a hurry.
rockallisland ? Fancy a new 'dad' 😂
Republic of Anchuria?
..please stop encouraging his Imperialistic idiocy... I would like very much NOT to return to the pre-1900s
Ireland is off the list. We sold out years ago!
He could make an offer for Gibraltar.
Yea, this should never have been written, even as humor MartinBelam It should be deleted and removed from your site, like now. Don’t wait, take it down.
Sokovia
I hear Antarctica is nice this time of year
An island bordering a massive whirlpool which he can live on.
Please don’t tell him.
Luton
Lampedusa, please! We can pay Trunp to take it, eventually!
Is the UK on Trumps Isands to Buy list?
Brexit Britain?
There’s a few Pacific atolls going cheap. Maybe Ivanka could suggest, Bikini. It has a nice ring. Beautiful views, lovely sunsets.
Nambia!
What about this little beauty Trump Mad
Really want the Danish PM to come out and offer to buy Manhattan island, as it would be ‘a strategic acquisition’ for her country.
I think he has already lined up the UK
Alcatraz. Then he can stay there, where he belongs.
This is really being desperate for clicks... The world isn't one giant real estate deal
Maybe he will try and buy the UK off Europe LOL.
He seems to have already bought the UK and Johnson
Milking it and flogging a dead horse as always
I know as a fact he’s buying the British Isles.
More FakeNews from the . Greenland isn't off the market. Only the ownership question is.
🤔🤔
What’s he offer for Tasmania?
Rikers Island. We'll even let him live there on our dime.
Sorry: Greenland was never on the market!
All the other islands have a severe disadvantage when compared to Greenland: they are smaller! (And Mr President never will accept something small...)
UK
Let Him Come & Buy Uganda
He can buy the rock in the middle of my bird bath.
Distraction
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Stop glorifying this idiocy with ink. The man is unwell and unfit.
funny he should be buying islands when his actions directly lead to them sinking
Taiwan
Please don't give him ideas.
Trumpton, surely?!
Good god you really are turning into the daily mail aren’t you.
Can we sell him the Isle of Wight? Sold as unseen...
Anthrax island
Trump should take BorisJohnson & escape to his Master Putin's safe Zone Siberia, there Putin can help them truly, by sending them both in Russian sputnic rocket to the space station for few yrs or better for many yrs
Let’s pray none. Wait unless he plans to move to one and become a hermit so we can forget him.
Predator Island
Epstein's island. He can retire there.
Sound like a day dreamer!
The Epstein estate could help ...... again
Let me remind you that Jeffrey Epstein owned an island that he turn into bordello. Why The Guardian is helping sociopath & psychopath to advance their ideology? Nothing good happens when laws and governments allow abuse of power.
Puerto Rico? They say the President there is a putz.
I don’t know, but I wish they would buy his fat ass one and then banish him to it.
Newark?
Don't give him ideas. We'd end up in an Apocalypse Now situation.
Canvey Island
mine?
Trump will be getting the UK for free post Brexit. He can hardly contain his excitement over the future raping of this island.
what about that little one off the coast of northwestern Europe. you know, the one we saved a bunch of times and could make a decent landing strip?
Okay, ...
Please don’t encourage him!
Manhattan island? Staten Island? Islets of Langerhans?
Non is available....
I think Epstein's pedo isle might be available soon.
Is Trump buying it for his personal estate? Or isn't the able to do simple News Reporting again? 🤔
He’s already bought the UK