This summer job is the s**t ... a bidet company is offering $10,000 for one lucky person to spend their summer testing a toilet paper alternative, and sharing the journey with all.
Here's the dookie deal ... all ya gotta do to get the dough is be able to poo, analyze and document your daily bowel movements, and share your fecal findings on social media. The $10,000 gig comes with an exec title -- Vice President of Fecal Matter -- that'll definitely stand out on your resume. Now, it's not for everybody ... ya gotta have at least 21 years on-the-, which fashions itself as a modern bathroom brand revolutionizing the way people poop with different kinds of bidets.'s skills. Still, we're told applications are already pouring in ahead of the company's July 10 deadline. Makes sense ... much like opinions, everyone's got one.
It ain't just straight poop, though ... the VP will also be tasked with interviewing others about their toilet habits, testing TUSHY products against the competition, and prodeuce-ing video content for social media.
That definitely ain't us!
mrdefense00 shaunbirns cubsfan Brejchanation this be a perfect job for Matty
This is my dream job
WhadHeSay85
Sign me up harsh_jason
ProcessThisPunt
Smells like Biden!
chris_brister yeah about Monday I can’t make it 😂😂
Call ImScottBurman this is his dream job!
SHADED_DAN
Demonrats shit all day for free.
me poo
We need the link. 🤣
I’m changing careers.
where can i apply
I’ll be a great candidate. I poop a lot. 3-4 times before 11am and then 3-4 more before I go to sleep 😴
RandoShadow right up your alley!
This job sounds like the sh!t.
My First summer job💸
“prodeuce-ing video content for social media” I see what you did there
Tired of hearing of the shit. Pooped Out
Hahah
Oh, shit.. 😉
You're lying. Again.
Did we read this as Biden? Like it was a poop internship? It’s early.
No shit
Well I’m full of shit, so let’s go.
lyonnelove
I'd say they are full of shit
No thanks
How do I sign up lol
And here I've been doing it for free!
Apply OSCAR_b35
keat_choi cooper_choi
I’mma be a billionaire for doing what at times i can’t control. Sign my ass up
molly_lehn
nanutria
fakeronwash38 shawcochrane
where can i sign up ?
nickkreiss
I have IBS, I'd be a shoe in for this gig.
McFilmany
Shit I’m your man I got two or three time a day depending on what I eat hit me up 💩💩💩😂😂😂
cmon I literally have ibs I’m begging
Do they provide toilet paper?
EDP445
😂😂
I didn't know CNN was hiring
Where can I apply?
💩
I am in 🤪where 2 🤪🥴
Had corn in mine this morning.
😳
Poop tracking now...fantastic!
Paul_Wittemann it’s our time to shine
the best sh*t I heard all day
To 💩 or not to 💩, that is the question 🤔
Where can I fill out an application?
I think I’m qualified....
Fast cash
So just my current job without the guilt then
Where do I sign up
That job stinks.
☝🏻
BenwaRebel 🤣🤣🤣
Donia010101 where do we sign up?!
Well with unemployment benefits aren't we all...
where do I sign up!?
lemme shit real quick
BeckyQuick Why, I am very high brow
brookedakotaa
That stinks.
This is what I was born to do! 😂
Da Fuck?!
Finally, I can move out
Shit sign me up lmao
themikejacobs sign me up
KatieYaLady it’s your time to shit! I mean shine!!!!
mikeg1791