Nonetheless, Chazz wanted to replicate sex in snack form for millennials, like an X-rated version of Willy Wonka’s Three Course Dinner Chewing Gum. The chip bags, which run around $9 each, are even emblazoned with the slogan “lose your virginity with Chazz.”
“At the same time, other colleagues were Googling in forums, comments and found dozens of opinions from different countries what the p—y taste associates with,” the food pornographers wrote of their raunchy recon mission. “After summing up the results, agreeing on all the essential sensations of this taste and additional notes, we formed the task and sent it to the three huge EU manufacturers of spices.
“After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity,” Chazz writes on their site.The NSFW noshes — which only use real ingredients — are apparently not just for sex-deprived millennials. The site describes the frisky frankenfood as a “great GIFT for the one you love, cause to initiate a romantic evening, or just simple delight for your taste buds and fun chat about sex.
怎么买
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
笑死
我趣真有😰
stupid0304520
笑死我了tmd
我不理解
WTF?
Where can I buy it? What brand?
666
真尼玛恶心
好离谱
牛逼啊
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Unlike Bud Lite, they only taste like piss for the first couple of seconds.
Did anybody else just see that advertisement or can I claim it as delusional when I go get my mentally handicapped check up?
Millenials are so quirky
Let me guess, there is a random fish flavor
🤣 🤣 at the fishy comment’s.. dang what type of Vaginas you sucking &👅 on !? 🧐🤢 surprisingly not everyone has the same flavor! These chips & company can F/O 🤷🏽♀️
What ab asshole flavored chips for the leftist comrades?
I’ll just eat a fish, thank you 😂😂
As opposed to getting more Lays?
So, fish flavored pork rinds?
🤢
That’s disgusting. What is wrong with these people? Our culture is circling the drain and headed for the sewer.
Oh great so now I have to ask for the bag of chips consent too. We used to live in a proper country,
Wut
It called shrimp chips in my country
They beat Gwyneth to it.
Is there a penis flavor happening ? Lol
Are they assorted flavors not all vaginas tast the same
Eeeh
So like fish & chips!? How original I thought thats what Lays did 🤔
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