CEOs Discuss How Unions Have Affected Their Companies

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“You see little kids come into our restaurants, and just the thought of our staff organizing makes them cry.” — Chris Kempczinski (McDonald’s)

“As unions began sniffing around Tesla, I realized to truly save this planet I must eradicate all humanity, except for 20 women I can reproduce with and 500 additional nerds who love me and will therefore be of no sexual competition.

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Yeah, this is actually true. The store I work at thought that the organized workers were a problem, so we all had to exchange name tags with another employee. Now the workers are all disorganized and we usually get someone else's paycheck. Gives the new hires a chance, y'know?

Musk's company rejected the corrupt UAW (3 CEOs in prison) because the UAW betrayed the previous workers.

“The thought of me having to rub out another 3 Jimmy Hoffa types will make the holiday season just that more festive.” -Howard Schultz

Labor? What's that? -Elon Musk

These CEOs look like they're about to drop the hottest mixtape of the year.

Four bags of rotting filth without one redeeming character trait amongst them.

'I've been so greedy I was worried about mobs of armed citizens coming for me. With this killAbot300 I'm safe to be the billionaire loner I'm meant to be.'

more robots - less unions except for the KraftWerk Union for robots of course.

They'll start lobbying for slavery

unions are the cause of jobs going overseas

'Unions? If i offer them a horse will they go away?' -Elon Musk, famed pervert and founder of tons of shit that won't work.

How the onions affected their companies?

No see when someone said unions the kids thought they said Onions so they cried

Yes, because kids in McDonalds are worry about the unions in the labor force😂

Bwahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

i doubt this, .. Not many kids know about unions(do not work/ undeveloped brains,..) so this is likely UNTRUE.! Chris Kempczinski’s biography is like my Bible (he is so sexy!!), never once have seen this quite!. ,,am suspicious

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