FORT WAYNE, IN—Grinning with contentment as he reminisced about the call he placed earlier in the day, 31-year-old accountant Greg Schulhoff told reporters Thursday that his 45-minute phone call with MasterCard regarding late payment fees went “really great.
” “I talked with Debbie in the claims department for a while, which was lovely, and then she transferred me to her supervisor. I didn’t think it could get much better than that, but then I got connected with Anthony in card services, and I really enjoyed that too. I couldn’t believe I was on the phone so long—it was such a good time, the whole thing just flew right by. Frankly, I was kind of sad when the call came to an end.
Please give me that number; I feel like wasting my life also
He looks like he found love
Great elevator music album drop
Is he sure that was actually the credit card company he was talking to? I used to get scam calls claiming to be from my credit card company when I didn't even have a credit card.
Breaking news
Me: So.... can I call you back sometime?
Optimistic local man only brought provisions for two days on his trip to the DMV to get license renewed
Local man confident that 16 hours of PTO and camping gear should be enough to get his driver’s license renewed this time around
My wife trying to deal with her college loans
Finally, some good news. Somethings take as much time as they take.
Sure it did.
Elevator music by NIN!
If you call sobbing in anger and frustration great.
43 of those minutes was waiting in line listening to the most awful muzak imaginable.
'Man accused of hacking up family uses 'it was A.I. me' excuse.'
The best parts are when you have to yell “representative” to talk to an actual human being
It was a perfect call!
Literally feel my life being drained away...
That means the hold music was good for a change
anchor mortgage
“After logging into his online credit card account several hours later, Schulhoff was reportedly pleased to discover that his issue remained unresolved and he would get another opportunity to be in touch with MasterCard.” 🤣🤣🤣
Note that this occurred in Bizarro World
2 hour call to ISP goes even better
Why yes, he would recommend the credit card company to his friends, thanks for asking
Better than the call to the phone company
Now do health insurance. Surely you can get some comedy out of my son telling the agent he might have been out of network, but he couldn't call ahead to verify from the MEDFLIGHT, something about FAA rules. (That really happened. They denied him twice, working on third appeal.)
Bullshit
Even worse, try to call ATT
Speaker phone and bong rips for 45mins? Yup
alright now i know this is satire