Lucky Teen Lands Job In Fashion Industry

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Good for her, it's about time we start getting jobs back. 😂 MAGA

Libertarians: If only there were no minimum wage and age restrictions, 7 year olds can finally experience the joys of 10 hours of 1 dollar per hour wage of putting Phones together, like real engineers!

This is why globalization is great. Career advancement and chasing dreams. OpenSociety

Bruh

MAGAts blame kids like her for stealing jobs they think belong to ‘more deserving’ Americans... until someone reminded them it’s Ivanka’s factory, same factory who made the MAGA hats... then they shut up 🤐 and start a slow clap 👏🏻👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻👏🏽

The Onion's been bought out by the WSJ.

Oooooomg 😭😭

Next article: Lucky young adult buys a house

Sad. She should be unemployed.

Resume: 'Responsible for designing multiple styles under tight deadlines, using an array of fabrics and techniques.

Hope their fire insurance is up to date? HO HO NO.....

nice!

They are just sowing their wild oats.

She to old 9 year olds max

Big oof energy

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