Jeremy Clarkson vows to put Aldi out of business by opening his own farm shop

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Jeremy Clarkson vows to put Aldi out of business by flogging cheap potatoes in his very own farm shop

FORMER Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has opened his farm shop — selling vegetables “drizzled in fungicide”.

Clarkson, 59, was also flogging cheap spuds, apple juice made on the farm and bottles of water labelled “it’s got no s**t in it”.Credit: SWNS:South West News ServiceCredit: SWNS:South West News Service The field used for the car park at Saturday’s opening of the Squat Shop — named after his Diddly Squat Farm — turned into a quagmire after last week’s weather.He said: “We’ve had more customers thanMore than 100 hungry customers turned up for the grand opening to snap up the bargains. They were treated to a meat-free product range including “good exercise chicken” eggs, “mildly organic” horseradish and the 51p/kg potatoes.

 

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