Dow Escapes Bear Market With a 6% Rally

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Breaking: A new bull market has begun. The Dow has rallied more than 20% since hitting a low three days ago, ending the shortest bear market ever.

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The Senate on Wednesday approved the relief plan, which would provide direct payments to Americans and loans to large and small companies, among other measures. The House is expected to consider the bill Friday. If approved, it would head to President Trump. Source: FactSet Gains throughout Thursday morning were broad, with all 11 sectors of the S&P 500 up for the day. Dow heavyweight Boeing Com pany surged 13% on news that the aerospace giant could receive billions of dollars of assistance from the stimulus deal.

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akaneotani Should’ve listened to her.

akaneotani This didn’t even age one day 😂

It took literally 1 day for this to age like milk how stupid do you feel right now

akaneotani This aged well

akaneotani Probably the dumbest analysis ever for your paper.

akaneotani What a pile of garbage!

akaneotani Tell me about your rally on Monday.

akaneotani We got here because the market price now tracks the national debt.

akaneotani Federal Reserve corporation makes bull-bear definitions meaningless. EndtheFed

akaneotani Pre-school level technical analysis. Trendlines: Long term trendlines: When a long term trendline is broken below or above, price action will tend to revisit or retest the line to give it one last kiss goodbye and to confirm the switch from support to resistance or vice versa.

akaneotani Bull Trap.

akaneotani Delete your account

akaneotani We supply KN95(Civil use), we accept small quantity by Fedex or DHL door to door delivery. You can see more

akaneotani Seriously? We’re now in a bull market? What?

akaneotani Bull market? Did you steal this article from TheOnion ?

akaneotani Instead of the 2T going to critical medical supplies it goes into the stock market.

akaneotani Lmao

akaneotani Lol what a joke

akaneotani Lol.

akaneotani Wtf? As bullish as I've been over the years, this tweet may not age well.

akaneotani Hahahaha, you have to ask Wall Sters think they're smarter than the American ppl, but look around & see the damage They've done! What kind of 'Business' people are you? Shouldn't you all be heading for your bunkers by now? BTW, you should know, NO BUNKER IS DEEP ENOUGH!

Lol

And tomorrow bear!

akaneotani Wait until next week! Just watch and see the markets go down!

akaneotani Fortunes were lost & made.🤔

Just as bad as your paid news articles

that's what you call a suckers rally, sucka!

A new bull market. Haha. This is a joke.

Bulk trap more like it.

I don’t think how it works. But sure. If you want to believe that.

And while you're there, why don't you tell me when Jesus Christ will return to visit us on earth? wsj stands for: we see Jesus, isn't it? I hope that you do not seriously think what you have written in that tweet! 😅😂😂😂( YOU FOMO)

Honestly I hate you all and so should every red-blooded American.

federalreserve paid article?

akaneotani Total suckers bet. Don't get lured in. The top ten corps want to use ur $ to get them out of this. U can't print confidence. This is exactly what they did in 1929. Up n down then boom. Btw, last Monday was the start of the 2020 Great Depression. You're welcome.

This won’t age well.

That's a bit of cheek. Even in the greatest need, greed is greater than once telling the truth.

LOL

Holy shit, this will also be the shortest goddamn bull market in history as well

Seems to me, there should be a bit more concern about wild swings instead of popping the champagne corks.

Get your cash ready for the best buy after the massive dump!

akaneotani Lol screenshotting this

akaneotani The “market” must be smoking those face masks. Seriously, is anyone paying attention to the unemployment report...after just a couple of weeks?

So uninformed it's staggering.

Since i'm not a market mover, I'm going to wait another 1-2 weeks before considering anything.

AlexSaundersAU WSJ = Garbage

Welcome to Bitcoin volatility. I hear you guys hooked yourselves a monster whale named FEDyDick. I hope you packed your Dramamine. MarketCrash2020

Not for long.

How short does it have to be to be the shortest bull market?

yeah of course everyone is buying stocks, no business is open and US just reached 1 most infected coronavirus in the world. Bullish, buy stocks.

RaoulGMI

do you clowns even know how bear markets work?

Liberals are so furious that the market is rallying again 😂😂😂

these guys..

Just pure crap. Trying to mislead the people

with some serious /s

Trump Rally

😂😂😂😂 you guys drunk

Looooool

Sell the news

Lmao this won’t age well

3/31 WSJ: 'Breaking: A new bear market has begun. The Dow has dropped more than 20% since hitting a high 3 days ago, ending the shortest bull market ever'. 4/6 WSJ: 'Breaking: A new bull market has begun. The Dow has rallied more than 20% since hitting a low 3 days ago...

And it goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 7T$ for a dead cat

Oh no......

Just wait until the quarterly earnings reports start!😬

🤣🤣🤣 I can't wait to retweet this in a couple of months. Imagine thinking we'd hit the bottom already.

This won’t age well remindmetweets one month

Some facts the WSJ fails to report

Gonna be fun to see how well this tweet will age.

I honestly think it's insidious that you guys broadcast this to 17,4 million people.

The bodies are piling up. Stop this.

Funny how a two trillion dollar stimulus will do that.

Lol. I can’t even with this

Dumbest article of the year.

LOL Whoever wrote this is carrying come serious bags that need some pumping...

Omg you people are morons.

Is this satire? 😂

Lmfao y’all bout to get rekt

WSJ sounds like a pump and dump scam before another drop.

Bulltrap

😂

FED is buying everything. Watch when the drop it all.

lol you are going to get people slaughtered

I cashed out everything and not spending a penny! Good luck to you with your bull market.

What a lie... you deserve to get broke and die

remindmetweets 2 weeks

Dump coming very soon

LOL

Is this a 'how to buy ripple' at $3 spinoff piece

Yeah the last time we saw such volatility was in the Great Depression.

Their line of thinking is since boomers hold the most stocks , and they have the most chance of dying , they won’t be able to sell if they’re dead .

Holy sweet crap

However wrote this must go home and get back to the drawing board. No bull run here.

Did you guys forget that the stock market ≠ economy?

The indexes haven't even reclaimed the 200 DMA. This is misinformation

This virus business will last at least a year.

Oh yeah sign me up 😷

Wat

The federal reserve can now buy etfs. And they flooded the market with 3.5 trillion. Reaks of desperation. Talk about a ponzi scheme, the US is done for 😂

'Oh, I'm sure we're completely safe!'

remindmetweets 2 weeks

remindmetweets 1 month

The proper word to use is correction, please stop with this bear bull market stuff, my public service announcement for March

LOL

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Stay rational my friends

Wait for it.

Amazing what can ve done when currency can just be printed out of thin air to purchase equities!

A NEW BULL MARKET HAS STARTED PLS BUY BUY BUY MAKE IT STOP BUUUUY.

This is irresponsible journalism

people are actually paying them subscription fees for this information.

up 10% after being down 40% is.. not ideal

WSJ: first! I win

A bull market of death

when the Fed prints, the Dow rips

Evil

This is a load of bull for sure.

Nice, will set a short right now! America is well known for such action movies!

maybe it's just me, but i doubt this tweet is going to age well.

Literally the sell signal lol

Oh puhleese

We should shut down the economy more often for infinite growth.

Totally wrong and laughable

EricTrump is this you? LOL

where is higher high and higher low, bitch?

isaiahudotong LuissCarchi tscott022 KeenKenna

LOL

You taking the piss? 🤣

Parody account - right? Good one! You almost got me there!

That’s... Ghoulish. Proving that the bailout for companies is all they care about.

Top here. I'm gonna short 100x tomorrow. 😛😛😛

RSNelson10 lol can’t wait to end the shortest bull market in history

Doesn’t it have to gain back all the points it lost before it’s considered a bull market again? Like 100% not just 20%? I’m not a stock daddy so I wouldn’t know.

This is dumber than when I was told my Mom went to the store yesterday to get a Good Housekeeping. She risked her life for that. This is worse.

BEAR MARKET OVER

Yes! We are about to have the best economy without employees or customer

Amdtrades This is kinda like when Trump said the markets 'look great!' about 3 weeks ago!😅 Desperation.

“Escapes”?

This shows how desperate Wall Street is to get things back to normal

Yeah another crash is coming when the other 30 states go under shelter-in-place and deaths rise and unemployment rises

Wow I can't believe you actually just said this.

inversebrah

The capital class is desperate for bag holders.

TylerDurden 👁️

Delete your paper (I know, that is so yesterday, kind of like you guys)

Not sure if this headline is borderline informative or grossly irresponsible.

This will not age well in a few days

That market growth was totally organic. Very cool, totally legal

This is immoral

hahahahaha

Ending?

Money before life with you guys, right Perhaps you could figure in the fact that when lots of people die, or are buried under a mountain of medical bills, or are unemployed you talking about money money money comes across as disgusting greed.

This steak is extremely rare?

1st yr in the biz? Precious.....

Sure, Jan.

Wall Street ghouls are banking on mass death and more vulture capitalism and government bailouts.

And tomorrow, with more deaths?

Seems premature

Bookmarking this for laughs later

Age well, this will not.

Spoiler Alert: Its like every episode of bar rescue when taffer finds mold in the fridge...45 minutes later, sales have increase 30% followed by a yelp review 1 month later reporting it closed! .

How can anyone take this Murdoch toilet rag of a media outlet seriously?

So dumb. Fed printing dollar just cured corona virus.

Amdtrades Onion article?

Nope.... we have yet to hit the bottom.

Ha ha ha, is this a sarcastic headline?

It’s not going to last.

Not soon enough for that headline.

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