Former Child Stars Describe Growing Up In The Industry

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“At first I resented my parents, but now that I’ve grown up, I see that it really only makes sense to have children if they will be lucrative sources of revenue to support you and your entire family until the day they die.” -Lindsay Lohan

“Okay, I’ll tell you what it was like growing up in the industry, but you can’t publish this in the slideshow, okay? I’m serious. This is on deep cover.

There are powerful people in Hollywood and I don’t want to shake that hornet’s nest again. Promise me. Alright, so here’s what I’ll say about Hollywood—but again, keep this on the down-low: Hollywood is a little fame-hungry and people there can be superficial.”

 

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That depends. Will he be shirtless when he does it?

Off a cliff? Sure!

The Grande quote is a bit in bad taste.

“The directors and producers were so kind, they made me feel so special”

There was touching

The Ariana Grande one is too soon

Me also thought _________ were avail on demand

Use the squiggly one instead ~ Ron Howard

BarackObama sounds about right

BarackObama When you're a nail, everything looks like a hammer.

BarackObama I love u but the arianna grande one is suuuper cringe

this one prob of the best articles ever

Who the hell is Sean Astin?

Ummm, potatoe?

He knows all about PO-TAY-TOES though

SeanAstin

Rocks don’t work. The lazy bastards.

he do tho

They rock

😂😂😂

What the fuck happen to her?!

After your three season run is up, to the Epcot ball with you!

annaseeeslack

Monsters Inc.

I freaking knew it. Epcot is too cool.

Poor raven.

Jesus... Raven is about to be eligible for AARP. I hate getting older.

Some of these people are not like the others.

It’s true they’re all in spaceship earth

isn’t this a miley cyrus quote or something

look at these weirdos

Chachi! Vavavavoom, blue eyes.

Ok, whoever wrote Ron Howard and Viggo Mortensen...

pfffft, please, scottbaio is merely proof that anybody can wind up in a cult, or, at minimum, capitalize on one. justsaynotocults

No - get a lawyer and write contracts and get a management they you trust

'In Los Ageless, the mothers milk their young...'

I thought this was supposed to be satire

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