Company Hosts Fun Night For Employees To Get Drunk And Complain

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WOBURN, MA—Local IT security firm Acronis International has organized an enjoyable little office party after work Thursday for staff members to get drunk and complain about their jobs, employees reported. “It’s just really nice when, every couple of months, the company puts out some snacks and a keg so we can all hang…

WOBURN, MA—Local IT security firm Acronis International has organized an enjoyable little office party after work Thursday for staff members to get drunk and complain about their jobs, employees reported.

“It’s just really nice when, every couple of months, the company puts out some snacks and a keg so we can all hang out together and enjoy complaining about our incompetent CEO, our shitty benefits package, our depressing open-plan office, our uninspiring business model, our annoying receptionist, and our meager salaries,” security analyst Ted Dorz said of the fun get-together.

 

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Companies should do more of those!🍻

A great time to talk about your wages and casually suggest that it would be cool to click on this link

Also, if you don’t attend you’re not a team player and we’re not sure if you really want to be here.

I'd sign up for that!

How else will you build any team from the office plankton?

who’s cost center is this on?

H R NIGHTMARE

and then employee gets fired the next day for making ‘ sexual comments’ even though they wer e just jokes and everyone knew they were jokes….. and the employee was telllng jokes because they were at a PARTY

Every work holiday party I've ever attended.

Hosted by the HR Department.. 😏

Most productive meeting ever!

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