Give Me A Diet Coke And Mind Your Business

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Give Me A Diet Coke And Mind Your Business “First and foremost, give me a fountain. There is nothing quite like it. I could probably live off those alone.”

Understand, I am not a diet soda addict. If a restaurant serves Pepsi, I’m out. I’d rather choke down a glass of flavorless, non carbonated, lifeless water before I’d swish that nasty stuff in my mouth. I don’t care to try your ultra-caffeinated Mountain Dew and don’t dare offer me a Coke Zero because, “It all tastes the same.” Ummmmm, no. No thank you, it sure doesn’t.

I’ll work on that one for a while. I enjoy it. I savor it. Those bubbles burst in my mouth like champagne, but that sweet taste is so much better. My husband tells me it’s bad for my kidneys and other things I ignore. He drinks coffee all day. That can’t be much better. Plus, it’s all hot and my flashing self needs no more heat in my life! And, let’s not forget that I’m constantly looking for the sales and saving us money. Target hooks me up with 3/$12.00 on the reg.

 

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This is AMAZING!! You captured my exact thoughts-particularly the fountain part!

Same! There is nothing better then a good fountain Diet Coke.

One thousand times yes!! (Dr Pepper for this Texas girl but still…)

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