U.S. Doomsday Bunker Company Sees Sales Spike 1,000%

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U.S. Doomsday Bunker Company Sees Sales Spike 1,000% WhatDoYouThink?

“I’m just planning to nuclear-“I’ll just buy a gun and take someone else’s bunker when the time comes.”.

“I’m just planning to nuclear-“I’ll just buy a gun and take someone else’s bunker when the time comes.”
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The same people who thinks it hard to wear masks and couldn't go a fucking week without Oluve Garden. 🤣

That's so American. 🔫 🤣

'Systems Analyst', that's GOT to be a made-up occupation

There might be a gun battle to take that bunker. Just saying..

I actually want one. Even if the apocalypse never happens, I just love the idea of having my own nuclear shelter.

'So, now we know who benefits. The question is: what are we going to do about it?'

Well, he analyzed that system PDQ.

Please allow me to write one, or use my face for one you create. Long time fan, so needed. So funny 😂

'Chuck seems like the guy to have one. I'll stay close and put a camera up to see how he gets in once I find it.'

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