Man With Eye Patch In Town For...Business

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I miss Andrew Vachss

“Business” with one i, that is

🤣

He looks like the mix between Adam Sandler, Tom Green and Nathan Fielder

every time it's a fuckin banger with you guys

hey dont accuse him of being a businessman no matter how evil he looks, i mean come on not everyone with an eyepatch is evil.

Definitely not for sightseeing.

Eye catching deals…

Yaarrr

He looks like McLovin all grown up

He actually just has multiple sclerosis

is this u PackBenPack

“The Dads From Out Of Town Who Bake Muffins For Charity And Tickle Convicts”

That’s Mike Ehrmantraut, isn’t it.

Plundering is business.

Blowjob horror story is what happened.

Holy crap, Goro Majima

Area Precocious Kid Notices That Man's Eye Patch Keeps Switching Eyes

I miss Andrew Vachss

with a metal suitcase

If he's carrying a parachute it's just Dan Crenshaw cosplaying as a tough guy.

Giving billions of taxpayer money to 🇺🇦?

Too bad not fine women on front

Good intelligence onion keep alive keep printing

Family reunion (he’s adopted). He better show up with the deserts.

lost soals, beyond tired, probably forgot that his sleeping mask is sideways

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ExplainThisBob

majima?

holy s**t. I needed this. thank you.

Classic

Note from the editor: we didn't write... business like that for fun, he really does add a dramatic pause every time he says it

He must be. He’s wearing his business socks.

Michael Cohen looking rough.

Pirate convention?

Or is he

PackBenPack Do you model for The Onion?

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