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Cheap, Convenient, Addictive: How The Canned Tomato Industry Conspired To Get Teens Hooked On Red Gold

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Wow, does klovar know about this?

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Cheap, Convenient, Non-addictive. You can only pick two when it comes to tomatoes, and everyone knows this.

Their Marinara sauce is pretty damn good.

Nothing about the Parmesan? Come on now we all know about LaptopFromHell

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