CEO Relieved AI Can Never Replace Him If He Already Contributes Nothing To Company

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NEW YORK—Expressing confidence that the new technology wasn’t a threat, FinCorp Solutions CEO Charles Markham reportedly expressed relief Wednesday that artificial intelligence could never replace him if he already contributed nothing to the company. “I actually don’t do anything, so there’s nothing the computer can…

NEW YORK—Expressing confidence that the new technology wasn’t a threat, FinCorp Solutions CEO Charles Markham reportedly expressed relief Wednesday that artificial intelligence could never replace him if he already contributed nothing to the company.

“I actually don’t do anything, so there’s nothing the computer can do better than me,” said Markham, adding that his job was secure since no one was interested in building AI dedicated to wandering around the office or going on vacation for 12 weeks out of the year. “Lucky for me, the current models are striving toward imitating the skills of professional artisans, who possess a level of talent that I don’t have.

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michaelarria scary funny

calvinjburke Those sexist jokes and lame football metaphors aren’t going to tell themselves. . .

AI is not going to replace him. AI will take down the whole company with him.

There's gotta be a 'Homer' AI for just these situations.

Solid

That's just Bobby Kotick.

Based AF

Damn elonmusk SpaceKaren ThinSkinSnowflake TooMuchAvocadoToast NoLoveForElonBro FreedomOfSpeech LyingSackOfShit. “if free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead.” This is about you.

Contributes nothing?! He clearly said last week, 'think outside the box.'

What if AI also learns to replace his assistants with younger sexier women each year? What then?

Board members would be a better title than CEO for this 'joke'

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